Bob Evans

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[Bob Evans @smittycrockpot]

Getting ID’d for the Olive Garden never ending pasta pass is #Anti #Italian. What has this country come to?

[Jake Sherman @JakeSherman]

VIRGINIA FOXX says that you have to show an ID to use the Olive Garden's never ending pasta pass, so it only makes sense that you have to show an ID to vote.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

If your wife cheated on you with a Savannah banana I feel like you’d have to kill yourself

[Dan Wilbur @DanWilbur]

Sorry, folks. You can’t fully grasp the Odyssey by seeing a film version! You also can’t comprehend it by reading it in a book. You have to hear it sung by a bard in dactylic hexameter while in such an ecstatic state of drunkenness, you channel the Muse and add your own lines.

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

Don’t fuck with nobody smoking cigarettes in this weather

[📜Echoes of Empire📜 @EchoesofEmpire_]

Richard Nixon buying melons at a Moscow market. 1992

[AYI @ayi_sanchez]

Few weeks ago, I found something mislabeled in a second hand shop. Turned out to be a box full of slides from Vietnam war (1968-1970). I managed to scan around 300. Here its a small selection of somebody's memories I bought for 5,99 🧵

[Bob Evans @smittycrockpot]

@trebor_nitram @foxinsox65 https://t.co/EW7RQCY4rJ

[Bob Evans @smittycrockpot]

No pun intended but this really is just a game to these people. They LARP as serious people but it’s all about making a quick buck $$$ to them

[Faytuks Network @FaytuksNetwork]

FIFA is proposing Israel vs. Palestine as the opening match of its inaugural U-15 football festival in the U.S. this September, The Athletic reports.

[Roy Cooper @RoyCooperNC]

Lord Stanley’s Cup is coming back to North Carolina! What a team! What a year! Pure joy!

[Bob Evans @smittycrockpot]

RALEIGH, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A COOKOUT, BOJANGLES, OR WAFFLE HOUSE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF FAST-FOOD, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THAT MONEY IS YOURS!

[Bob Evans @smittycrockpot]

MY RIGHTS BESTOWED BY THE CONSTITUTION ARE BEING INFRINGED UPON, AS I AM BEING FORCED TO INVEST $$$ INTO SPACEX VIA S&P, DOW JONES, ETC. I DO NOT HAVE THE ECONOMIC FREEDOM TO ABSTAIN FROM THESE BUSINESSES. I AM BEING FORCED TO SUBSIDIZE COMPANIES WITH INFLATED SHAREHOLDER VALUE

[Bob Evans @smittycrockpot]

2 Chuds approaching the bar to spike your drink after they each order a Whiskey Sour

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

President Trump and Dana White make their entrance for UFC Freedom 250 at the White House

[Bob Evans @smittycrockpot]

@enright_mi88699 It’s mid and you’re mid for suggesting otherwise. Look in the mirror, reflect, and grow

[Bob Evans @smittycrockpot]

Bruh they turned part of the White House into a locker room for this mid ass UFC fight. This is beyond trashy in the worst possible way. Embarrassing for the country, UFC, the fighters, and everyone involved in this vanity project. Get a life and watch the Stanley Cup losers

[Bob Evans @smittycrockpot]

I am the Dr. Manhattan of my generation

[Bob Evans @smittycrockpot]

Fluoride is the Poison.
Unpasteurized Milk is the Medicine.

[Bob Evans @smittycrockpot]

Getting some seriously concerning reports regarding the Anunnaki from my sources in the government

They are telling me that Trump will drop a massive announcement during the Knicks game tonight via the jumbotron

Iran was the distraction. Think Vaxx mandates multiplied by 1000

[Henrick Johansson @compliantvc]

Imagine taking a 3.5 hour lunch here during business hours

[Will @willne]

someone please confirm he is safe