shannon

Mother, ER nurse, author, general weirdo (makes mock salute to General Weirdo..) Extra blue Dem.

[shannon @smkustak]

Soon people with actual “Let’s Go Brandon” merch will start lecturing people about respecting the office of the president 🤯🤯🤯

[shannon @smkustak]

Reminder that this will be trumps last term so….
Only 1535 days until the end of the turdocracy for good

[shannon @smkustak]

@KamalaHarris doesn’t have to concede if @JoeBiden retires - she’d be the 47th president and all the dictator’s merch becomes useless to him - take away trumps glee please

[shannon @smkustak]

@JoeBiden Please know I appreciate your serving this ungrateful nation- now do us a favor - we need to to retire and make Kamala the president just to ruin all that #47 merch that dictator already has ready to go - thanks you!!!

[shannon @smkustak]

Gen X when we hear Nirvana in The Batman

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My cancer was cured with one surgery and I’m conflicted about how to feel about that - guilty vrs grateful

[shannon @smkustak]

I saw the Batman for the 2nd time - it’s absolutely genius - but then I realized there were some hearing “something in the way” for the first time and I don’t know how to feel about that

[shannon @smkustak]

In retrospect maybe alcohol wasn’t the best choice because of keep crying

[shannon @smkustak]

Been drinking but my cancer diagnosis is 6 hours old so….

[shannon @smkustak]

I really want @JoeBiden’s secret service code name to be Lisa Simpson

[shannon @smkustak]

@Brookelfox It’s been pretty dang good!!

[shannon @smkustak]

Remember- if you think something is a “hoax” to make Donald trump look bad - all he had to do was be good at his job to make that backfire

[shannon @smkustak]

WHY ARE PEOPLE BRINGING THE WHOLE FAMILY TO THE STORE? Do you want to get sick? #stayathomestupid

[shannon @smkustak]

@rianjohnson the white sweater is a clue, right? Looks good but it’s actually unraveling. #KnivesOut

[shannon @smkustak]

@ArmchairExpPod “the night the lights went out in Georgia” I think is what Dax was thinking of but it somehow became Chicago.

[shannon @smkustak]

If you’re still missing #GameofThrones - I’ve written a spec script for a sequel I’m calling The Realm - this is “Marriage” https://t.co/cTDPcM0DwG

[shannon @smkustak]

You know how being drunk can be fun... that’s it, that’s the tweet.

[shannon @smkustak]

If I had a nickel for every time I was called “Sharon” or “Janet” I’d have... like a good five dollars in nickels. #itsShannon

[shannon @smkustak]

Page three of my script for an imagined #gameofthrones follow up series https://t.co/v25SH82jFR

[shannon @smkustak]

Hey @HBO - just for fun I wrote the first episode of a Game of Thrones sequel series! Enjoy! https://t.co/usKC9TpMo0