Sarah Moseley

I am the real Sarah Moseley. Let's be best friends and smile over a nice bag of Funyuns.

[Sarah Moseley @smogeley]

Without giving away your age, paste a photo of your first car

[Sarah Moseley @smogeley]

Just realized that I don’t use the phrase “bless this mess” enough

[Sarah Moseley @smogeley]

Why was it so pure to watch Garth Brookes hug the Obamas? 😂😭💚

[Sarah Moseley @smogeley]

If I haven’t made egg nog while watching a presidential inauguration simply to coin the phrase “a little nog & naug,” then I’m not sure I am who I want to be yet.

[Shane Claiborne @ShaneClaiborne]

This “pro-life” President, and this “pro-life” Supreme Court, just killed more people than we’ve seen in 120 years.

[Sarah Moseley @smogeley]

And yea. It’s been a smooth plateau from there 👌🏼💯

[Sarah Moseley @smogeley]

Woke up at 4am for my 5am shift and promptly dropped my work shirt directly into the toilet.

[Sarah Moseley @smogeley]

I wonder what else we could add to this equation to make the white privilege shine even more 🧐

[New York Post @nypost]

Rioter in horned helmet is refusing to eat non-organic food in jail https://t.co/rxVyPd2Qj4

[ً ً @3hotcheetosboi]

“i love your curves”

the curves:

[Sarah Moseley @smogeley]

Let’s talk about those black lives that MATTER, BABYYY. Eugene Goodman is a black man, a cop, and a national hero. Despite all of the present chaos, his story is a VICTORY. #EugeneGoodman #SayHisName #blacklivesmatter

https://t.co/VXxl7roWrP

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

samwise gamgee would’ve been an unbelievable recipe blogger

[Skyler Madsen @skylermadsen]

😥 r.i.p.

[Sarah Moseley @smogeley]

Now that the villain of Twitter is gone, who is gonna volunteer to rise up to troll these halls once more?

[Sarah Moseley @smogeley]

“It’s the season for king cake and treason” -coworker

[Sarah Moseley @smogeley]

Sad but tru

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here’s my statement on today’s violence at the Capitol.

[Sarah Moseley @smogeley]

@jnsoulful It’s the hangover that comes inevitably after 2020

[Sarah Moseley @smogeley]

Preach it, Beth.

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

I don't know the Jesus some have paraded and waved around in the middle of this treachery today. They may be acting in the name of some other Jesus but that's not Jesus of the Gospels.

[Sarah Moseley @smogeley]

I wish I could tell you that “every day” was hyperbolic. But. Here we are.

[Sarah Moseley @smogeley]

Since January is the opposite of what the rest of the year is going to be, I’m kicking this thing off with cookies every day after work.