Ash

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[sera 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 @CUNTCEDES]

unfortunately, “remember who you are” is only applicable to lewis hamilton and just corny as hell when used on anyone else

[M. @ayosznn]

may your “let me just try” work out beautifully.

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[mariana @didyoforgot]

a rhaenyra assim contando pra todo mundo que a alicent foi visitar ela

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

alicent's face when aemond kissed her:

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Daemon is carrying this dumb ass family on his back istg

[mel 💫 @perkabething]

the most upsetting thing about the episode was seeing how in sync baela and jace were bc imagine the potential of two amazing dragon riding monarchs that have absolute trust in each other and worked well together on the field... westeros i'm so sorry for your loss #hotd

[miia @miiagarro]

"what’s ur blood type?" idk fucking boiling

[Amit | HOTDS3 @Amit4Films]

Indians support the true rightful heir, Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen. 😎

[‎➳ ⋆.𖥔 𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 @gildfae]

Lord, please protect all the dragons Especially caraxes and syrax and give the pain the criston cole.

[27. @dimvji]

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief daily

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

For pride month you can't say "let me get this straight...", you have to say "just so we're queer..."

[Ash @smol__Ash]

@bedeliapilled Winter has come hard

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Insane how 3 deaths from Hantavirus brings more attention to Western media than Zionists killing +2,870 civilians in Lebanon.

[Ƶ @archibaldxiv]

rock bottom is actually a trampoline

[Max Argento 🇦🇷 @MaxArgento33]

Cuando el amigo gay de tu novia te dice que Verstappen es un mal piloto...

Y después agrega "Tuvo suerte que el hijo le salió bastante bueno".

[m @ohmakeda]

twitter’s new algo is weird to me because you used to get an actually good sense of what everyone is talking about. now they just pull the topic you like and just bombard you w/ every tweet about it

[Ash @smol__Ash]

@Deep_Take001 OH MY GOD THERE WAS NO NEED FOR YOU TO BE SO BLUNT 😭😭😭😭

[k @alfkkifine]

Women: I want to go for a run.
Society: You can’t go alone. You’ll get raped.

Women: I want to walk to my car in the parking garage.
Society: Alone? You better get someone to escort you, or you’ll get raped.

Women: I want to live alone.
Society: You need a gun, an alarm system, a dog and probably a gun for the dog too.

Women: What about going to the park?
Society: Dangerous.

Women: Okay, I’ll just go out for a drink then.
Society: Don’t take your eyes off your drink. Watch out for predators spiking your drinks. Stay alert at all times.

Women: I was raped.
Society: Are you sure? That just seems impossible.