watching this site break

27. “i didnt choose to be gay but i did choose to be a fuckboi.” she/they.

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

What’s a good female performance where she’s a single mom who works two jobs, who loves her kids and never stops, with gentle hands and the heart of a fighter

[grillpill @grillpill_]

grown ass man listening to maggie rogers

[Shmarya Rosenberg @Shmarya]

The banned quote is from Elie Wiesel’s Nobel Peace Prize speech: “I swore never to be silent [when] human beings endure suffering and humiliation. We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.”

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

i’m so horny i’d do literally ANYTHING to have sex except leave my apartment or meet a new person

[jame @kloogans]

pushing cucumbers and bananas through the local glory hole to promote a healthy diet

[Grace @gracecamille_]

some of you should really lawyer up!!!!!!!!

[proton @ProtonInspector]

They should make a slutty car. A car for sluts, by sluts

[ava 🇵🇸 @wownicebuttdude]

asked my work friend if she wanted to split a cupcake after my next meeting ends and she sent me a calendar invite

[watching this site break @smolivegardn]

@DylanMesh so concerned with vanity you never updated your height 🫢

ladies, he’s only 5’7 👁

[rasco @dinnafashh]

calling someone a troglodyte is the craziest insult in the english language to me. it feels like a slur

[jo @jo_barchi]

I think being really good at Instagram is actually kind of a moral failing

[stephanie ☥ @batlovrs]

girl who thinks “wow this is just like silent hill” whenever its foggy outside

[Leah Tigers @9BillionTigers]

From a gay man held as a teen in a mental institution, 1962-4: "I remember this one doctor who was talking about homosexuality. And he said, well, there is a normal homosexual period between 8 and 12 and beyond that it's abnormal. So I piped up and said 'Is that a.m. or p.m.?'"

[triste 🛷 @tamphopho]

girls rock

[Olivia Craighead @oliviacraighead]

when a book opens with two quotes and the first one is academic and the second one is like, an ariana grande lyric? i eat it up every time i can’t lie

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

I love how Drew Barrymore seems less like she’s interviewing people and more like she’s being babysat by whoever her guest is

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Looove to watch a girl leave a yoga class and immediately light a cigarette

[aaroncito🇵🇸 @gomezmunstr]

ice spice and i wouldve walked the mile together

[macy @macyagilliam]

to mourn the loss of Sexy M&M’s™️, here’s a ranking of most fuckable cartoon brand mascots.

1. Jolly Green Giant (10/10)