Smoofis

He/him

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@EliteClubS0B Make it an “I Quit” match

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“This is a real knee-slapper for you white folks, isn’t it”

- My Asian girlfriend, when I tried to explain the dumb jokes in the NYT crossword

[Allie @searobbing]

please god obliterate the car in front of me. please kill the driver and explode their car. please mist my windshield with their blood. thank you. amen.

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@Indikur Just curious why do you spell your last name with an “a” on that account but with an “e” on this account

[Emperor Palpatine ⚡️ @Yeayeawtvpal]

@richard_normal 8/9 year old me watched this show religiously

The cgi was 10/10 by itself alone

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@yuvanestre People who are allergic to cats own more cats than any other demographic group

[ann 🍎 @aciemeowing]

ANIME MATSURI AS TEEMO 🐀

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They both using the same AI bot to make comments or something?

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Free muh girl @acieuwu she literally did nothin wrong

#freeAn

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@aciejang 🫂

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@DCThompson96 <3

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@Em_TeeGee I went to Orlando in March for a wedding, got stopped at the airport. They pulled out my cards and swabbed them, and asked if my playmat was used for doing drugs

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@maro254 Does Kedra’s Trample + “Exiletouch” damage work the same way as Trample + Deathtouch damage? (Only need to assign 1 point of damage to blocking creature?)

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@JIGSAWTRAUMA My girlfriend has never seen any of the Saw movies but we both guessed correctly after the third death. We saw it this past weekend, was good, but the Chinese fingertrap trap was gruesome to watch

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@SaffronOlive 😡

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@HeartwoodMtG @lsv Weirdly enough I think I’d rather have the rare wildcards