Sara

[leah @kmewisfc]

no dad, owning a successful lesbian covid conscious bar in western mass was YOUR dream. I’M going to clown school

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

Showing up to a job interview with my bowling ball and bowling shoes because I’m going bowling afterwards

[Cap Rate Ken @CapRateKen]

The guy who couldn’t even make it to senior associate in a Big 4 audit department has zero respect for you lmaooo

[SB @spookyxxboobs]

i’ve seen enough summer.. release the bats

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I need to Change Everything about myself and I need to do it Yesterday

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

nah this gotta be the most kill yourself friday

[ٰ @memesbyfavour]

At the strip club sighing loudly until the stripper ask what’s wrong

[beautiful woman @zooomettee]

Kristen Doute was 30 in season two of vanderpump rules #imgonnnabeokay

[🦉Hootz🐍 🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

in the mid 2010s there was a conspiracy to try and convince people that bohemian rhapsody was the greatest song ever made

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

that’s what a little bird told me your honor

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

hamburger help us

[universal one love jim @importancatpete]

Sometimes you look up from your phone and realize that the highway you’re driving on is quite beautiful

[eve :p @wrongxside]

coke heads be like let me take the drug that makes you annoying as fuck

[✍️ @jazzanchovy]

Made brown rice on the white rice setting and it was fine. Wondering what else doesn’t matter

[Quinn Nelson @SnazzyLabs]

The TSA may not get a lot of things right. But they’ve still got respect for the bird. And that’s enough for me.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

in 2026 i’m going to fix Everything that is Wrong with me