NoOne

not for the faint of heart

[Lee Kuan Yimby @LeeKuanYimby]

The mayor is in deep mourning of a man that murdered a laundromat employee with a meat clever and had 28 prior arrests. Talk about priorities.

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @hoodg3nius]

Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga

[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

You wanna know how I got these scars? My mother was a Lindsay Clancy fan and an SSRI fiend. One night after hours on tik tok she set up a camera to cry in front of, but the battery was dead. I told mommy not to cry and she didn't like that. Not. One. Bit.

[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

POV you come home and wifey's filming one of her "crying at the phone" videos again

[ChadWolf @ChadSpecialist]

"She was overwhelmed, she was stressed out and had no time to herself"

Impressive, now let's see her average daily screen time.

[Rivelino @alpharivelino]

Men love dogs because dogs are loyal, obedient, and cheerful

Women love cats because cats are aloof, arrogant, and difficult to control

Now you know how to behave if you want to be loved by the opposite sex

[HikiPTG @HikiPTG]

discourse like this one is always funny to watch. "men need to understand my biology makes me less responsible for my actions" alongside "don't you dare think of us as less capable by our biology." might be easier to just tell us we're playing pretend from the start

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

Evergreen

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

AOC:

[no more tendies in LA @nomoretendies]

Women are saying “you would never understand how hormones can affect your capacity for violence” to the testosterone gender. Small boys and literal household pets understand physical restraint, but not the high empath millennial woman

[LILSON @Lilson_1]

Women believe their existence alone is enough to contribute to a relationship. Delusional.

[dmoon @dmoonlives]

If you abuse your sexual faculties, God will not permit you to enjoy the fruits of marriage. He will either prevent you from finding a spouse, or he will allow you to marry but be plagued by infertility, intimacy issues, and/or marital disputes. Divine justice cannot be avoided.

[Peggy Vimes @SamuelVimes10]

Most of my adult life people have banged on about the Internet radicalisation of young men to the Right. Totally ignoring the Hard Left radicalisation of young women which has actually had measurable serious effects.

[Pay Roll Manager Here @UsingLyft]

Niggas really just be getting married just to say they did it

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Remote work changed my life more than my salary ever did. The money obviously matters, but the real luxury is no commute, quiet mornings, midday walks, dinner plans after work, and actually having enough energy left to enjoy a life outside of my job.

[fisayo @fisayorhd]

shorties swear nggas easy until they try getting a husband

[🌍 @jasminexETH]

I’m glad more people are waking up to this… they’re grifters. Always have been and always will be. Invest fest is the greatest grift yet!

[Neet @neet_sol]

Modern work

[Naval @naval]

Literally nobody has been held accountable for Covid.

[X @XaviercMiller]

“to review what a woman is” 😂😂 crazy times we’re in.