The Odyberf

Slow as Kisses, As fast as Lightning (él/he/him)

[The Odyberf @smoothkeiko]

“que tienes en el bolsillo del pantalón?” me preguntaron
“un taco de cecina”
les respondí
bien

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

geeked off what once was

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

irony poisoned “self-aware” AI generated intro this is some of the most soulless shit i’ve ever seen in my life. we’re really living through an era of slop pushed out by cynical capitalist producers

[angel @angelshit]

My five year plan is to become God

[massage gun kelly @treswritesstuff]

Shawn Levy is a steady steward of intellectual property, stays within budget, and doesn’t make shareholders nervous. When I was a kid reading Ghost Rider comics under the covers by flashlight that’s exactly the sort of director I dreamed would one day bring my favorite IP to life

[The Odyberf @smoothkeiko]

lowkey goateado

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The reveal of David Jonsson as the next Black Panther in the MCU.

[The Odyberf @smoothkeiko]

charli lo sigue haciendo desde charli 2019

[tugboy fresh 𓅃 @TugboyFresh]

I’m not saying she’s a gold digger, but I do know that MrBeast can not be loved genuinely

[The Odyberf @smoothkeiko]

@bren_rs_c jajaja no manches tus jales

[a. @albacestmoi]

es lamine yamal la reencarnación de malcom x? es borja iglesias leninista? es este futbolista millonario mi amigo?

[The Odyberf @smoothkeiko]

@AxLMenese5

[cooper @cooperfilm]

you expect me to care about a lame ass premise like “the odyssey” when movies could be about the one night a year single people are legally allowed to have sex

[The Odyberf @smoothkeiko]

Ferrán vio este tweet y tuvo que lock in inmediatamente

[F🍑 Jakose ⭐⭐ @Jakose21]

El 11S si el piloto hubiera sido el terrorista de Ferrán Torres

[sambo @SamuSG21]

SIIIIIIXXX SEVEEEEEEEENNNNN

[ana ✶₊˚⊹ @giratvtto]

ES HOY

[The Odyberf @smoothkeiko]

yo

[alba @ramonicahall1]

un tio diciendome que va a hacer un roadtrip a montpellier para ver la odisea en imax 70mm

[Gavin @gavinincinema]

Fun Fact: in the opening scene of Mission Impossible: Fallout, Ethan Hunt receives his mission instructions hidden inside a copy of The Odyssey.

The whole story is actually a back-to-home journey where you see Ethan finally meet his wife Julia at the end.

[erin @erinonfilm]

put your fucking phone away man

[erickkjk bleach @erickmatzinn]

"copa do mundo com 64 países, vai matar o futebol"

eu assistindo a mulher da minha vida indo embora sem se despedir:

[The Odyberf @smoothkeiko]

el video que sale en el sanborns cuando pasas por las teles

[sky fits heaven truther @skyfits_heaven]

the way this song redefined modern dance music

[wort wort wort @wort_wort_wort]

Fuck zodiac signs, how rusty is your Halo 2 Limited Collector’s Edition? #PhysicalGames