kwami 🪴

your mom enjoyer

[kwami 🪴 @smormustweets]

every time i open twitter i feel like my head is being bashed in repeatedly

[lily @lil_mermaid]

it's always so funny when people are trying to sell their used couch for $1500 on fb marketplace. a couch on fb marketplace costs $200. they're always like "i paid $4000 for this couch." not my problem man. should have bought it on fb marketplace, where a couch costs $200

[professionalgirlkisser ✨ @bellafumblesss]

happy birthday to them 🥳🥳🥳

[ali @alibrooke4ever]

the problem isn't the age gap it's that he's best friends with her father and she grew up with his daughter!!!

[Twitchell @twitcheII]

This looks like a screenshot from an ai generated mini-drama where she walks in on her husband having sex with a dragon

[kamisatoswift @kamisatoswift]

i wanna like this tweet so fkn badhdhshsgs

[Kete 🔜 IDSQS @kwawakari]

petplay where I run out of the house the moment the door is opened just to immediately get smeared on the street by a lifted pickup speeding in the neighborhood

[stells @honeydewdrop444]

They did it in unison #goals

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

Drunk and still remembering to pull her dress over her hooter for the photo…..you are so fucking classy

[kwami 🪴 @smormustweets]

@JhariahClare heartbroken 💔

[🪲io @i0lanthe_]

Girlfriend called .....DECLINE!! Whore! Busy looking at BUGS

[casio🐉 @Grand_JazzyStar]

Women’s boxers brands be like “boxers made FOR women, cause we get you😜😏” then put a seam line straight down the cooter and slap a 40% pink tax on it

[bug girlfriend @lo_saturna1ia]

“who gets an animal without doing any research?” literally fucking everyone, it would turn out. Like a significant portion of pet owners are neglectful at best and actively endangering the lives of their animals at worst

[Amos Moses @angelpeesyrups]

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

[Mason @brxxklynbxby__]

Doing a land acknowledgment during my housewarming for all the furnitures I’ve fucked my boyfriend on

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

I went from never thinking about this man to thinking he’s the biggest loser on earth

[cutiepia @cutiepia8395]

I just want to point out… the amount of money the U.S. has spent on war in the last 2.5 months is roughly the same cost that Bernie Sanders proposed for universal college. So the real question is never ‘can we afford it’… it’s what we choose to prioritize.

[kwami 🪴 @smormustweets]

why are people so afraid of being bisexual

[Eve ⚢ @tinglespoon]

i think there are several reasons why people can have sex and i have had times in which ive had sex with men purely because i was desperate for sex and unable to pull women and i dont think that makes me any less of a lesbian because i am not into them at all

[ᅟ @veculium]

Reminds me one time I was on Google tryna find this exact image and I looked up "my gay son who I hate" and the AI got mad at me and told me off for it