Simon Morris

happily and lazily bimbling through life with my wonderful wife and child

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@oliviarodrigo I know there's no chance of this happening, but I reckon you should join your new BFF and The Cure at Nimes Festival on 26th July when we happen to be there!

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@UKLabour This should help your campaign; https://t.co/Gb5YHkoWQB

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@Potsandco Why do you think it's ok to produce plastic pots for your products that aren't recyclable in this day and age?

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@VillaTil1Die Pretty much perfect 👍

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#bbccricket The odds for the draw at the start of play yesterday were 100-1! Hindsight, eh?

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@EpsonUK Please can you explain why there is no information about how to recycle cartridges in the UK anywhere on the packaging or instructions that come with your ink cartridges?

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@RHarrabin @GeorgeMonbiot @Ed_Miliband @r4Today @NFUPolitical Oh dear... I'm afraid you have been green- and science-washed by the Murdoch press. I suggest you digest the BTL comments and see how many folk agree that the BBC needed to be more right-leaning

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@munirawilson Hi Munira, please can you urgently look into preventing motorcycles using the pavement whilst railway bridge works are carried out overnight? A neighbour of mine was hit last night whilst walking home. It is simple to install overlapping fences.

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@kelvmackenzie But only when comments are anti-Government, yeah? What about there being no repercussions for Alan Sugar Tweeting that people shouldn't vote Labour - can't get more political than that? You're a right-wing hypocrite

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So @BBCNews, presenters are allowed to Tweet xenophobic or sexist opinions, but not ones that criticise the government... not sure that's the best version of impartiality

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@BBCNews What happened to "impartiality" when your presenters post xenophobic or sexist Tweets? Shame on you

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@maitlis @IanWright0 Anyone that agrees to present MOTD in their place is either a stooge or as heartless as our Cabinet. They could stop the small boats overnight if they opened a safe route for refugees, but they don't actually want to be humane, they just want the kipper votes

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@5liveSport Just white men hosting a Radio 5 football show again. I thought the BBC had moved on from not being representative of the sport?

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@lieven_anatol Erm, Russia invaded Ukraine in 2014... anything you say after that headline probably isn't worth reading

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@NFUtweets Worth a read, just in case NFU members thought the Tories were on your side... https://t.co/AqqPniFbG3

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@bbc5live I feel tax on placing bets should be reinstated as I think this would remove a huge amount of casual betting. Also, Govt should pay this directly to gambling support charities, rather than just asking gambling companies to do what they can. Simon, London

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@bbcdanw having read your article about the poor person who had £22,500 stolen from their a/c through their phone, I feel banks must set up ability to immediately block specific customer phone access to a/c (via another phone of course!)

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@Jeremy_Hunt the rich get richer, eh Jeremy? https://t.co/tuamTyo3Py

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@bbc5live Why is electricity going up so much? Over 50% is green or nuclear; someone's making a lot of money from UK residents!

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@pritipatel oh dear https://t.co/95Zgnauf1v