Sarah Morrissey

with an “h”

[Sarah Morrissey @smorrissey_]

It's reassuring to know that one day you'll meet someone who shows you why it didn't work out with someone else.

[John Stamos @JohnStamos]

I am broken. I am gutted.  I am in complete and utter shock.  I will never ever have another friend like him.  I love you so much Bobby.

[Arielle Dundas @ArielleDundas]

Asking me “whatever happened with that guy” is a HIPAA violation.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Just sitting here thinking about January 6 and trying to not to have a stroke.

[Clare @alexisclarerose]

No one could’ve played Alexis Rose the way Emmy winner Annie Murphy played Alexis Rose

[Sarah Morrissey @smorrissey_]

https://t.co/kqMePrPN4T

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

interviewer: and how many years of experience do you have being a sandwich?

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Boston is the first major city in the Northeast to pilot free sunscreen dispensers in public parks.

🌞

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Joey. He’s scared of the fireworks, so his human put on some dog videos for him. 14/10 all better now

[kev ★ @kevxiing]

it’s officially July gotta bring this gem out 🇺🇸 https://t.co/9tWvP1wwzT

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

politely asked a DMV employee “how’s it going” and he said “just trying not to kill myself.” it is 8:08am

[Annabel Meschke @annabel_meschke]

4th of July plans? What am i, a fraternity

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bilbo. Every time he visits his cousins in the highlands, he gets self conscious that his horns haven't grown in yet. They’re always nice about it, though. 13/10 we're sure they'll come in soon buddy

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

Cosby drugged and raped 60 women. Do they not deserve “fairness” and justice?

This is why people don’t come forward.

This is why urging people to “press charges” falls short, as long as wealthy & powerful men can rape & sexually assault people for decades with impunity #MeToo

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

It would appear I have fucked up.

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

when u get the vacscene

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

6 years ago today I raised my company's min wage to $70k. Fox News called me a socialist whose employees would be on bread lines.

Since then our revenue tripled, we're a Harvard Business School case study & our employees had a 10x boom in homes bought.

Always invest in people.