Sam Mortimer

WFC

[Sam Mortimer @smortim95]

@WBA Up the baggies!!!

[Sam Mortimer @smortim95]

@NasSerifi @talkSPORT Correct. Fucking idiots running our club, sucking the life out of it

[Sam Mortimer @smortim95]

@catalinmpit Yeah postgres does it all… until you need high performance at scale

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

“It’s only Iran” they said…

[Sam Mortimer @smortim95]

@Jakey_Boy @joe48mm

[Łukasz Fabiański @LukaszFabianski]

Wolves takes 3 points.
#westham #COYI

[Sam Mortimer @smortim95]

@Rossbailey95

[Sam Mortimer @smortim95]

@Jakey_Boy @joe48mm

[Sam Mortimer @smortim95]

@Jakey_Boy @joe48mm

[Sam Mortimer @smortim95]

@Jakey_Boy @joe48mm @jamesfeldss

[Aiden O’Brien @AidenObrien22]

I genuinely almost got arrested after that 😂😂🙈🙉 #MillwallMadness

[Sam Mortimer @smortim95]

@Jakey_Boy @joe48mm @jamesfeldss

[dale @zdpj_]

@TRMaxtoneSmith I think you're the first person to look at it in that much detail tbh 😂

[Sam Mortimer @smortim95]

@Rossbailey95

[Eli @ElMengem]

PSG pay their players an 'ethical bonus' every match, if they applaud their own home fans post game. Neymar's ethical bonus is 375,000 euros.

[Sam Mortimer @smortim95]

@Rossbailey95

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@Jakey_Boy @joe48mm @jamesfeldss

[GOAL @goal]

How to annoy the goalkeeper during a free-kick, by former Newcastle defender Steven Taylor 🤣

[Sam Mortimer @smortim95]

@Jakey_Boy

[Watford Football Club @WatfordFC]

Forget 'Bend it like Beckham', we prefer 'Curl it like Capoue' 😏

The man just knows how to find a teammate!

Take a look at some of his best 🎯

[Sam Mortimer @smortim95]

@Jakey_Boy @joe48mm @jamesfeldss

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Can fully get behind Clive Tydsley commentating on him and his wife making lasagne with no football on 😂

Insta - clivetydsley

[Sam Mortimer @smortim95]

@Jakey_Boy

[Rodrigo Carvalho @rodrigoccc97]

Day 3 without football: watching a 2011 Athletic-Barcelona (Bielsa v Pep) and being impressed by a simple set piece play by Barcelona that wasn't even a goal.

[Sam Mortimer @smortim95]

@Jakey_Boy @joe48mm @jamesfeldss

[Sam Mortimer @smortim95]

@Jakey_Boy @joe48mm

[Pøgba Senior @TheSaItIsHere]

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