smoth

[wint @dril]

big bird was obviously just a man in a suit. but the other ones were too small to contain men. so what the fuck

[Kansas Football @KU_Football]

We're the only wagon in this town

[TayZonday @TayZonday]

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are my cocaine, heroin, meth, weed, alcohol, caffeine, sex and ecstasy.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Nu metal era was the last time Americans had any sense of common identity/class consciousness so the cia and mi6 invented John Mayer and Coldplay so young men would buy messenger bags and study creative writing instead of getting into fist fights and making co2 bombs in the yard

[gingerbeard man @NikosRaves]

fdny vs nypd hockey ACAB lmfao

[Swim Jeans 👖 @ShortSleeveSuit]

We hit a bump and now everyone on the bus knows that my briefcase is just filled with hotdogs

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

the grammys are irrelevant unless an artist i like wins one

[trap dad @dude_gang]

a PlayStation 2

[smoth @smothbocaj]

BURROWHEAD LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth

Me: I’m da king of da highway

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

I sleep with a gun for the off chance that Jar Jar Binks breaks into my home

[ret @rad_milk]

dudes love to cook a big ass pot of chili and eat nothing but that for the next four days

[wint @dril]

bitch You smell like a new pack of pokemon cards

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

hello new congressman and senators good to meet you I will be harassing you for the next few years

[smooth recess @AlexiconTom]

TODAY

[K ✱ @hldmyyhhnd]

what tf happened and why is bro just standing there 😭😭

[Deano 🌸 @DeanoBeano]

dude LMAOOO

[Wingstop @wingstop]

fuck