Sam Owens

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[shelby @thetrueshelby]

Hard pass. Get fucked.

[Sam Owens @smowens15]

Sometimes you get your heart smashed and then a week later end up in Great Smoky Mountain National Park. And everything is okay. And it’s going to keep being okay. Just plow through the plot twists and it’s going to be okay 🤍

[Sam Owens @smowens15]

I fucking hate this administration with an absolute hellfire.

[The Hill @thehill]

$25 million in national park project funds blocked by Trump administration: Report
https://t.co/dt7CpWtQIE

[Sam Owens @smowens15]

Females take note.

[U.S. Department of the Interior @Interior]

Bear drama in the Smokies 🐻💔

At Great Smoky Mountains National Park, a female black bear wasn’t having it with her male suitor. She climbed a tree and barked at him for an hour to get lost.

Photo by Robert Wagner

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Minneapolis, I’ve been so lucky to feel at home playing shows in your city for almost a decade. Thank you so much for the joy and love you showed us last night. Also I fell again

[Sam Owens @smowens15]

Yes, king!

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Sink tonight queen?

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Every time I pay $400 for groceries, I just have to remind myself to be grateful for the new White House ballroom and the war in Iran

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

When a man rephrases your idea almost verbatim in a meeting.

[Sam Owens @smowens15]

@NoahKahan outdid himself on this album. Stunning from start to finish, zero skips, and End of August is absolutely exquisite. This is going to be a favorite for a looooong while.

[Weird Barbie 🌱🐻🍩 @Little_Lair]

I fricken hate how much republicans are obsessed with Minnesota like holy shit get a fuckin hobby, pay your own bills (texas freeze), and leave us alone

[Rep. Betty McCollum @BettyMcCollum04]

We don’t allow mining in Yellowstone.

We don’t allow mining in Glacier.

We don’t allow mining in Yosemite.

We don’t allow mining in Zion.

We don't allow mining in Acadia.

We don't allow mining in Grand Teton.

We shouldn’t allow mining in the Boundary Waters.

[Sam Owens @smowens15]

Fucking 💫facts✨ In intelligent, diligent humans we trust.

[Ryan Rosenblatt @RyanRosenblatt]

THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED

EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH

[Kamel Amin Thaabet @K_AminThaabet]

I appreciate the informality of this missive, with Trump resorting to the more colloquial Fuckin’ -with an apostrophe- as opposed to the long-form “Fucking” more typical of written Presidential communiques

[sam 🍂 @burritoprophet]

the fact that astronauts in space still have to deal with microsoft office products feels unfair. like you’re in space. that’s an earth problem

[Joe Nelson @JoeyBrainstorm]

If Byron Buxton stays healthy, and Royce Lewis doesnt stink and his muscles stay attached to his bones, and Matt Wallner hits like a human instead of a moose, and Luke Keaschall's bones don't break, and Austin Martin plays like the top prospect he once was, and Brooks Lee can actually hit, and Ryan Jeffers isn't terrible at the plate, and Joe Ryan's back doesn't tighten up, and Mick Abel instantly becomes an All-Star, and Bailey Ober can hit 91 mph on the radar gun, and Taj Bradley is at least so-so, and Cole Sands turns into Eric Gagne, I think the Twins could be pretty good this season.

[Thomas L. Friedman @tomfriedman]

My column: How Minnesota Beat Trump https://t.co/ZzJPfZBKZQ

[Christina Garnett @ThatChristinaG]

Losing an hour of time/sleep on International Women's Day feels like the most on brand thing this world has to offer.

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Baseball. Soon.

[Sam Owens @smowens15]

In @sanbenito we trust 🫡💃 That show was pure fun.

[Sam Owens @smowens15]

Star Trib is out of performative niceties and I’m HERE for it.

[The Minnesota Star Tribune @StarTribune]

Opinion | To the 60-plus Minnesota CEOs: Many thanks for your nothingburger PR statement https://t.co/onU6OyEKp6