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You can just grab a goose from the greenbelt and take it home with you. There's no law against it.

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For the record, this is exactly what an alcoholic would say. I'm coming up on 3 years sober in a month and a half.

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I just got proof that I'm not an alcoholic. I just now fell down, chipped a front tooth, had said tooth puncture completely through my bottom lip, spilled an almost full beer, and bled all the way through multiple towels.

If I was an alcoholic, I wouldn't have spilled the beer.

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@elspethreeve God damn, I just watched your Charlottesville Vice video and it's, by far, some of the best journalism I've ever seen.

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@SmpageSteve @teewriter_ I think you messed up on tagging yourself and tagged me instead.

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@Kibosh23 Those are sweet!

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Why are bagels

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@malinda_page @missymelons_

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@Joerofmusic Yeah that one hits home for sure.

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Our dog looks like a cock and balls from above.

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@malinda_page @missymelons_

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@malinda_page @missymelons_

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Twitter is the only place where I post my beaver pelt jock strap thirst traps.

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@malinda_page @missymelons_

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@malinda_page @missymelons_

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Add me on BeReal if you have it. It's dumb which makes it great.
https://t.co/Lo8DEzE2Ey

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Lol I have COVID again wtf

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I said yes!

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@malinda_page @missymelons_

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@malinda_page @missymelons_