sarah ryan🍊

Dale Gribble is my celebrity crush

[jake @wormpuller]

I never fucked Hall I never fucked Oates

[old tom @culture_coffin]

you’re in her dms, i bought a mansion across the bay from her home where i stare at a green light emanating from her dock every night and throw lavish parties hoping someday she'll show up. we are not the same

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Drag King Name: Hunter Gatherer?!!!!

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

we had a room at school called the computer lab & they taught us how to use them

[Hello it is me Kira :)🍉 @kirabira]

Go piss girl

[Slim Dyke @notmaryshea]

i can’t stop saying it’s all corrupt girl but like. it is all corrupt girl

[hey @loveheqrts]

the balloons inside the box at the gender reveal

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I fuckin' told y'all Jennifer Aniston would switch to breezy denim this summer but you assholes didn't believe me!

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

just burst into tears

[𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖍𝖔𝖙 𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖍 🧚🏻‍♀️ @subpargarbage]

finally back from the drs with my diagnosis

[lex @nhllex]

How the entire timeline is currently describing Massachusetts:

[sarah ryan🍊 @smryan08]

Overtime is officially over, back to being poor

[sarah ryan🍊 @smryan08]

Things ive inherited from my dad:
Financial literacy: ❌
guitar playing abilities: ❌
Singing:❌
Watching police body cam videos: ✅

[Katya @katya_zamo]

I have posted another goddamn tik tok

[Katya @katya_zamo]

I have recently posted a fucking Tik Tok

[em ☁️ @cloudhollanov]

me waiting for the cashier to notice me after i screwed up the self check out again

[jup @harborgenius]

I wish you could know me GUNSHOTS and I wish I could know you more sometimes EXPLOSION

[Princess — Crr ; AFFC 🐦‍⬛ @Unohanabbygirl]

I remember someone on here saying this generation has a crippling case of moral ocd and I can’t help but agree. You’re never going to be able to enjoy anything ever if you insist on navigating the art/media this way