Coach Gunther-Benjamin Beans

Head Ball Coach of my hard working boys over at THE Southern Methodist University. Proud Southern Baptist and supporter of 45. #LETSRIDE #MAGA #BEANED

[Coach Gunther-Benjamin Beans @SmuCoachBeans]

All I want for Christmas is my wife to stop cheating on me

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#NoThotZone

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Who do you think you are I am?

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Also, @NCAA idk what kind of HGH Secret Special Forces horse manure they’re feeding those boys at Auburn but it’s a tad ridiculous. I’ll be a monkeys uncle if one of those QBs of yours ever is to shake off a nutbusting hit from my All American linebacker. C’est la vie

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Well I’ll be damned. Never thought we would’ve made it to the natty and obviously our players damn sure didn’t either. I thought to tell Lovie Smith before the game that maybe we shouldn’t run 5-2 the whole game but I was feeling gutsy. I love my boys and thanks for a great year.

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Gonna be a real honest with you folks, never thought I’d be here in the PAC-12 championship facing ole Kuntz after all his bitching and appeals to the NCAA for rematches of games. Either way, the Stambeans is coming.

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Don’t ask me what the hell that kid is thinking half the time but he damn sure can catch a football. He ran out of the tunnel and I kissed my black Jesus piece (R.I.P. Biggie) and proceeded to run out of the tunnel to GERALD J. FORD STADIUM #STAMBEANED

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Honestly I pulled Peavey and Sutton aside in the tunnel and told them my wife was going to leave me for @TMacockinner if I didn’t win this game. Peavey laughed in my face and I almost benched him again. Sutton grabbed me by the collar and said “thanos car”

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Well butter my ass and call me toast folks. Sutton and Peavey really saved my ass tonight. I gotta give big kudos to @TMacockinner for the heart his kids showed out there tonight. Makes me think of the heart it took for me to uplift African Americans to get my NAACP award.

[Coach Gunther-Benjamin Beans @SmuCoachBeans]

@Sp0rtsTalkJo3y Barry, we’re spreading respect for the troops out here on Xbox live. Please lmk if you approve.

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Hung a 100 on some FCS team and just now realized it. Peavey looked me dead square in the eyes before the game and said “Let’s get this bread.” Can’t believe I benched him last year

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Washington just got #STAMBEANED and that’s all I really have to say... oh and NAACP awards come out next week expect me to be there!

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Coach Smith sent me this mid game when I called four verts on 4th and 13, and I laughed in his face when my fine African American student athlete, Courtland Sutton, caught a bomb.

[Coach Gunther-Benjamin Beans @SmuCoachBeans]

My boys just hung 62 on the Volunteer state and West looked at me post game and said, “Coach, was that the warm up?” I love my African American boys and their will to win.

[Coach Gunther-Benjamin Beans @SmuCoachBeans]

I told y’all that we were coming hard and long all frickin season. Or did I tell my wife that? Or my girlfriend? Or my wife’s boyfriend? Peace up D-Town Down Stanford #STAMBEANS

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Big congrats to @CoachCiyatitz about his move to Colorado University. Blaze up #LETSRIDE

[Coach Gunther-Benjamin Beans @SmuCoachBeans]

It’s been a great season here at SMU and a hell of a first season. I hope you folks down here in Dallas are kind enough to let the Beans come back next season and get this bread. Proud to be the 2018 Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl Champions but not as proud as when I got my NAACP award.

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Woke up this morning and it still feels like a dream. Rest In Peace Mac. All I thought about when we beat Houston last night was your lyric “I just be like fuck you, what you need? You can’t get nothin from me, you was talkin shit now I’m somebody you would love to be” #LETSRIDE

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say hwut #LETSRIDE

[The Real Berry Macockinner @TMacockinner]

MARK MY WORDS: THE UNIVERSITY OF HOUSTON WILL BE PLAYING FOR THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP THIS YEAR.

[Coach Gunther-Benjamin Beans @SmuCoachBeans]

Last time I saw someone’s team get spanked that hard... well I haven’t. @RutgersKuntz great game