Denton County Constabulary

Police Force for the fourteenth largest administrative area of Central England.

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Burnage by-election results

Labour: 1,365
Conservative: 27
Reform: 315
Green: 1,037
Workers Party: 466
Lib Dems: 31
Total votes: 3,254Turnout: 23.55%

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@Paulderby34 @reformparty_uk I can silence you on my feed.

You're blocked.

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@LlyrPowell @ZiaYusufUK What lies exactly? Are there 5 millon of them?

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@B2empire The Daily Mail left wing? Give your head a major wobble.

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@TG_desk69 That's not how the electoral system works in the UK.

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@Iromg Define real, concrete, crime.

See what I did, there?

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@MediaSOI Judging by this post

Labour have upset the racists

Labour have upset the Fascists.

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@Northernlady678 @MediaSOI More than like Reform, according to the proper polls.

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@TiceRichard Like fuck will you do any of that. Luckily you will never get the chance.

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@JulesJustSaying What do you expect them to do, let brown people drown? You racist fascist bigot. I hope you don't need RNLI to help you in the future.

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@TiceRichard Calling Net Zero 'Net Stupid Zero' does nothing for you credibility. United States of Stupid America. Royal Stupid Navy. Buckingham Stupis Palace. Inane ramblings from a dying Party.

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@marievonastra @darrengrimes Thank you for that observation, now corrected.

I do, however, fail to see how a minor spelling error affects your incorrect tweet. Or is it effects? Or is it your X nowadays?

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@sueberry1954 @darrengrimes Not got a new company slogan for this week?

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@marievonastra @darrengrimes No, you did not get that right.

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@TiceRichard A timer on a poster? Interesting comment. How does that work?

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@trevorteatro @Gypsypup13 Loved the smell of coal tar soap.

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@Gypsypup13 Izal toilet paper?

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Please note, we have been contacted by our colleagues at WMP, and a Mr S Cooling is being investigated for assault and possession of an offensive walking stick.

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@PabloUk17

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@Nigel_Farage