lord Smuggling Plums

On a scale of one to douchebag, I'm an Ed Hardy. And sometimes lash out at parody accounts.

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🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳. HAPPY FISCAL NEW YEAR! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 🥳🥳🥳🥳

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@TheWildFeathers Ricky gonna need to pencil Pensacola on that list.

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@ProudDoggieMom Only cuz @god watches @newsmax. #Itsinthebible

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@BoilerBall will never be accused of using performance enhancing motivational speakers. #TenLeftFeet

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@ClaymoreJ79 Nick Cannon normal.

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@MadScientistFF So I'm gonna write my words on the face of today.

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@ClaymoreJ79 Me too.

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@hadavan_ Sorry for your loss.

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@RonFilipkowski After a deep critical analysis of @jim_jordan's tweet, I have come to the conclusion, I'm having tacos for lunch.

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@NoLieWithBTC Yeah. He also tweeted something about seeking the truth not matter where it leads. What the fuck ever.

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@SpeakerMcCarthy Embellishmentville, I'm guessing.

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@jewgravy @TomiLahren Rigged elections, am I right?

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Is @mattgaetz #cucking @Jim_Jordan or the other way around?

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So when will @FoxNews blame @TheDemocrats for @kevinomccarthy losing two elections in the same day?

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@elonmusk, YOU'RE TEARING ME APART! Let me introduce your next CEO... Oh hi, @TommyWiseau!

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@SharylAttkisson Civics class, I'm guessing.

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Is there a statute of limitations on "offensive" tweets? Asking for @elonmusk

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@TylerOnceSaid The Forrest.

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@larryelder @elonmusk I honestly thought this was going "Fuck, marry, kill," direction. That woulda been entertaining.

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@Tempotrainer @farronbalanced @mattgaetz has a monopoly in that dept.