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ex imaginary tree climber

[Michael @Cowboy_Mike_]

The harmonica player in my aunt and uncles band just took a 15 minute solo and ended it like this

[wbg skinamarink/blg polttergeistt | #1 elk enjoyer @PPOLTTERGEISTT]

my maintenance guy took my dog for a walk after fixing my shower??

[sir john h backflip @smurphodude]

ritalin makes you think things like: what purpose does this serve me

[aliza tal @alizathetulpa]

boyfriend is running a marathon so i’m gonna wear a tinfoil hat at the finish line and hold this sign

[sir john h backflip @smurphodude]

they need to make a love island for normal looking people called chud island

[sir john h backflip @smurphodude]

@taste_of_tbone i’m kind of obsessed with him idk

[kelsie @iPad_Latino]

We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like “he was trying to kill me” and his owner said “well, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a face” and it Moved Me

[ian @itsianraymond]

this weekend was so bagel… #Everything

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I need to borrow $35

[sir john h backflip @smurphodude]

yolantha planewell

[fawn @fawnncel]

is $26 good? Like in the gran skeem of things

[sir john h backflip @smurphodude]

men will hate ronaldo and him being a rapist isn’t even one of their reasons

[KAYC℮ ℮🎧 @ipodgirl2003]

Literally my idol such a beautifully talented TRAIL BLAZING woman

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

I think they should let the goalie wear the same jersey as his friends :(

[lemon ✨ @nouisyorkk]

saw this bear in his hiking outfit and almost cried

[debo @___26solo]

it’s weird with the fashion nowadays where people aren’t as cool as the clothes their wearing

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

That one ex-friend that was lowkey supposed to be in your life forever

[lia @updharmadrown]

what doesn’t kill you will haunt you during commute