Shannon Murphy

[Shannon Murphy @smurphy00]

When your nephew is adorable... #goodgrief

[Shannon Murphy @smurphy00]

@cdance22

[Shannon Murphy @smurphy00]

Check on your teacher friends. We’re not ok. 😂🦈 #savage #teacherlife #thissharkattackispersonal

[Shannon Murphy @smurphy00]

In this life you just need a couple close friends. You know, the ones you can tag on instagram posts, with no explanation or permission, to get free stuff. #thanksforplayingalong #feelfreetotagme

[Shannon Murphy @smurphy00]

@megankaestner @erinisme123 @ClubberF15 @shannonwoodward @megankaestner Mine is the same! 😱😂

[Shannon Murphy @smurphy00]

When you’re playing Scattergories on Thanksgiving and the letter is h... you get to the category “television stars.” You love your Henry Winkler answer. Only to be disappointed when 3/6 of your family also chose him. @hwinkler4real #thefonz #barryzuckerkorn

[Shannon Murphy @smurphy00]

@snood @erinisme123 @chrissyteigen 😱🎉🎉🎉😻

[Shannon Murphy @smurphy00]

@megankaestner @DangeRussWilson @StephenHauscka4 Yay to baby!! But this seems an awful lot like a brag post... Nevertheless, I am happy for you because I know you wanted those two!! I have Cam Newton though!! #teamdab #nolimittweetreply #thisresponsecouldhavebeenatext

[Shannon Murphy @smurphy00]

What do we have to do as a country to get @RashadJennings as a permanent judge on @DancingABC? I’d use all of my votes for tonight! #idontlikefootball #butilovedance 🇺🇸 💃🏻

[Shannon Murphy @smurphy00]

I just killed a spider with my bare hand. And to think I ever questioned my Gryffindor sorting... #dwellthebraveatheart #riparagogjr

[Shannon Murphy @smurphy00]

@erinisme123 He’s not your father!

[Shannon Murphy @smurphy00]

@megankaestner 😂😂😂

[Shannon Murphy @smurphy00]

How sick are you on a scale of 1-picking a questionable movie on Netflix due to your fever?

Me: I haven’t thrown up in 10 hours but I just picked Winnie the Pooh, so... #hundredacrewoods #overhundredfever 😂🤒

[Shannon Murphy @smurphy00]

@t_mazuchowski 😂😂😂lol

[Shannon Murphy @smurphy00]

@t_mazuchowski How’d it go?!? 🙏🏻🤞🏻

[Shannon Murphy @smurphy00]

Me (upon arrival to literally every destination): You can do this! Leave all distractions behind, give it your all, and make a difference.

Me to me: I’m pretty sure you left your hair straightener on...

[Shannon Murphy @smurphy00]

@erinisme123 @MikeDrucker Lol so true! I don’t remember my thoughts in Florida exactly but I do love WTOL!

[Shannon Murphy @smurphy00]

@erinisme123 😂

[Shannon Murphy @smurphy00]

I wouldn’t have believed you ten years ago if you would have told me that one day m&ms would ask me to silence my phone at a movie. #StarWarsTheLastJedi

[Shannon Murphy @smurphy00]

@frankiemuniz I think you forgot an “all of the above” option... 🗳 #writein2017 @frankiemuniz #TeamFranneyPack all the way!