sam 🇵🇸

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[YBGChris🔺 @YBGChriss]

A Bosnian nigga here for the world cup jus asked me where the bets local eats was i sent da nigga 2 da hood #goodlucknigga

[sam 🇵🇸 @smvnct]

@brndxix shedeur sanders 5000 yards 50 td's + unanimous mvp

[jake @wormpuller]

Idgaf if you’re a student driver I got Instagram reels to watch so stay out of my way

[parks @parkersity_9]

threw that big mf to the side and poked it out , pops know #WhatTimeItIs

[conor @conor_brn]

Train conductor just gave a little girl a ticket ‘with a doggy on it’ and said that it’ll get her on ‘any train in the world’ now. How’s that fucking fair

[m @averyylive]

Society is too harsh on nose-picking

[trap dad @dude_gang]

white people be like this song was on the nhl 19 soundtrack

[max @maxishorny99]

You think elastigirl ever made her clit into a dick and pegged bob?

[Devon Davis @Dmoney2499]

I woulda took my draws off

[sam 🇵🇸 @smvnct]

@w2truong @andybehrens if i can use a metal bat, my chances increase to about 3.5%. wood i have absolutely no chance

[Azur/Reker @warnoodle00]

Sometimes the big dog (me) needs a pup cup (25 beers)

[kordell @lledrook]

green fuck nigga

[J!REH 🏆 @jirehpc]

“I don’t do politics” well now you doing 5 dollar gas nigga

[DOE BEEZY/FREEBANDZ @DoeBoyOfficial]

We finally got a real nigga in office

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

[Pochi ⛓️🪚🧡 @P0chitaLuvr69]

duuuude i led my horse to water and this motherfucker will notttt drink 🤦‍♀️

[🐳 @2001V01]

I have no idea how big a medium shirt should be anymore. Could mean anything

[𝔾𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥. 🇧🇷 @paigezxmbie]

About to have a Charmeleon and I haven’t even left Pallet Town yet just been putting straight belt to ass on those poor Pidgeys in this small patch of grass