Sara

I love checking the mail

[Sara @smyron123]

Ok im a mom

[Sara @smyron123]

Omg me and Kristian frequently bring up when I was like a freshman in high school and I texted my dad asking if he could pick me up because my hair was greasy and he did 😂😭

[darah of a wimpy kid @tboytinabelcher]

u should get to leave work early if ur hair feels greasy

[moike @lilmoike]

Bro was first to fall asleep at the party so you know we had to do a lil something to him 🤣🤣

[Drew Savicki @DrewSav]

This is what Mr. Krabs would have done at Jan. 6

[Sara @smyron123]

I have a guy here cleaning our dryer vent and I'm so self conscious what if he thinks my dryer vent is stupid

[Sara @smyron123]

I've been seeing a lot of these ai posts on FB of a person (usually very young) that makes a cake and wants to share it. Although in this case she's 122 years old and is excited to grow her baking journey, idk who's gonna tell her she probably doesn't have much time left.......

[Sara @smyron123]

When I was a kid I thought that I was supposed to save every "proof of purchase" from the stuff that I bought to prove that I didn't steal it and it really gave me a lot of anxiety

[Sara @smyron123]

I think I've come to the conclusion that I don't really like podcasts. I don't really want to know what other people are thinking. Lol

[Sara @smyron123]

While I understand the point of these videos (it's a trend), and even agree, I still can't help but laugh at the idea of a content creator walking around their house and perfectly placing "clutter" to make these videos.... Social media is funny lol

[Sara @smyron123]

Just paid almost $1700 for new brakes in my car? Maybe I should have just gotten a new car lol

[Sara @smyron123]

I said "would you still love me if I was a worm" in a conversation and Ezra heard me and was like "I WOULD STILL LOVE YOU IF YOU WERE A WORM MOMMY!! BUT BUT WOULD YOU BITE ME?? WOULD YOU BE A NICE WORM MOMMY?!?" 😂😭

[Sara @smyron123]

@melissadentonn Gang!!!

[Sara @smyron123]

I still play wordle btw

[Sara @smyron123]

Does anyone expect anything different from celebrities? Idk if it's just me but I assume most celebrities are horrible people unless proven otherwise lol

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Ariana Grande addresses critics on her new single “yes, and?”:

“Your business is yours, and mine is mine. Why do you care so much whose d*ck I ride?”

[Sara @smyron123]

Taking girl math to the next level (I work from home 40+ hours a week while watching my two young children alone, so whatever I buy is technically free)

[Sara @smyron123]

Okay how did I miss this. This just vindicates my urge to play neopets 👍

[John Legend @johnlegend]

Excited to announce that I'm the new brand ambassador for @Neopets! My family and I have been long time fans of the game, and I can’t wait for you to experience it too. Looking forward to more adventures together!

[Sara @smyron123]

Just thought about that clip of Cole Sprouse smoking a cigarette while doing a podcast and starting laughing out loud to myself hahahaha

[Sara @smyron123]

I'll be honest, I don't think everything needs to be a POV!

[Sara @smyron123]

Is it normal to always be 3 milliseconds away from tears! I think probably yes

[Sara @smyron123]

Do you chew your straws yes or no

[Sara @smyron123]

It takes so much for me to actually unfriend someone or unfollow a page on Facebook, like why am I still following the page for the middle school I WOULD HAVE went to if I didn't move after 5th grade 😭 I didn't even go there 😭