Shaikh Mohammad Zia

[Shaikh Mohammad Zia @SMZiauddin]

@NazimGujj1 Bhai her Banday ko Apnay Kiye Ki Saza Khud Bhugatni he Dunya me bhi aur Aakhirat me bhi kisi ke Bacho ko Bad Dua nahi deni Chahiye is me un Masoom ka Kia Qasoor he me ye baat as a Insaaniyat kar Raha Hu mera in se Koi Taaluq nahi he Shukria

[Salaoi78 @salaoi78]

YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!

[Мила Каекинa @MkaekinaA]

Hiya, Doc! What's cookin'? - Data

[Фёдор Пенгитов @fpengitov3]

I got everything but the part after "Now listen closely".

[Emirates 24|7 App @Emirates_24_7]

Bad weather forecasts are more often right than good ones.

[Hạ Vy @Tiny_HaVy]

Tôi đã đăng 3 tấm ảnh trên Facebook trong album ảnh Beautiful Heroes http://t.co/PdtpKrXAJZ

[Tiger Woods @Tigerwoodf]

be certain that that will be the right thing nine times out of ten.

[sabbu shrestha @sabbu102]

Don't take life seriously...it isn't permanent.

[Emirates 24|7 App @Emirates_24_7]

It's not social oppression that moves wild-eyed revolutionaries; it's

[Юлия Ядугинa @viptorb87226122]

How did I get round from eating square meals?

[Павел Игошев @luget88]

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

[Subhrajit Das @s4subhrajit]

magician.

[AaronYeh @AaronYehs]

Use IF...ELSE IF...ELSE IF...ELSE... to implement multi

[Полина Терехановa @pterekhanova]

Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!"

[Sam Armstrong @SamArmstrong77]

Beware of all enterprises requiring new clothes.

[Salaoi78 @salaoi78]

safety of reminiscence.

[D.Saudalmasoud @sahara4321]

"I'd like all your $20 bills in this bag", "To go".

[Se Hong RYU @zarator]

have bad breath.

[Кирилл Созин @sozin19842]

". . . tip-toe thwough the tuwips . . ." - Tiny Fudd