Courtney Marie

She/Her🤦🏻‍♀️🇨🇦

[Courtney Marie @snackmonsterrr]

Really thinking of dipping from X

[Courtney Marie @snackmonsterrr]

I was watching a cooking show where the guest judge was get very excited about potatoes and I was like honestly girl same

[Courtney Marie @snackmonsterrr]

It should be socially acceptable to scream at the top of your lungs once a day

[Courtney Marie @snackmonsterrr]

Is 7:30 too early to go to bed? Asking for a friend

[Courtney Marie @snackmonsterrr]

How do you keep your bagel safe?
You put lox on it

[Courtney Marie @snackmonsterrr]

I HAVE to be missing something. Tf do these people see in Angela???? #BB26

[Courtney Marie @snackmonsterrr]

If you think your family is weird, my dad and I had an argument over how many species of ducks there are

[Courtney Marie @snackmonsterrr]

Why have I had the biggest feeling of dread all day?

[Courtney Marie @snackmonsterrr]

I’m just a little too excited that I found @AlaniNutrition witch’s brew. Go Costco!

[Courtney Marie @snackmonsterrr]

Update: nails=did

[Courtney Marie @snackmonsterrr]

Ugh I want to get my nails done so bad

[Courtney Marie @snackmonsterrr]

Went to bed dog ass tired. Two hours later I’m watching weird af cooking videos on TikTok

[Courtney Marie @snackmonsterrr]

When you’re business is completely online and the internet is shit today 🙃

[Courtney Marie @snackmonsterrr]

I need to start eating healthier.
Literally five minutes later: I want gold bears…

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Nobody born before 2000 should have to know who Mr Beast is

[Courtney Marie @snackmonsterrr]

😂😂😂

[Courtney Marie @snackmonsterrr]

Crushed. Great job ladies

[CANWNT @CANWNT]

It wasn’t meant to be 💔

We fall on penalty-kicks in the Olympic quarterfinal.

#CANWNT #NeverBackDown

[Courtney Marie @snackmonsterrr]

Man my ass would get in so much trouble. I could no sit there and watch Angela make fun of Lisa like that 😤 #BB26

[Courtney Marie @snackmonsterrr]

Last night while watching a show called Split Second I learned @SamuelLJackson was a cheerleader. When I say mother, you say fucker 🤣