Chelsea Hooligan™

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[Chelsea Hooligan™ @snadguy]

after a lng time off. its good to be back

[Emirates FA Cup @EmiratesFACup]

We have the answer 👀

#EmiratesFACup

[Kwame Otu @KwameOtu10]

Dialysis is draining man, I'm literally on my knees. I need medication refill and food to get by. If you can spare something please help a brother. My number is 09098539701, 08079468065. Thank you. 🙏🏿

[Chelsea Hooligan™ @snadguy]

@sowore @adekunleGOLD Presidio, this part of your thinking is flawed o

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.

The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.

Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

[Tomilola @shestomi]

Can I just go to the court to listen to cases even if I am not related to any of the cases?

[Chelsea Hooligan™ @snadguy]

@ChelseaFC First meaningful signing since Roman left

[Chelsea Hooligan™ @snadguy]

@Cpnosmall Baba dey find every means to enter the US

[D @EideballHater99]

Do you know the purpose of the white lines on a football pitch or do you just see them as decorative markings? #AskMadueke

[Ruthie✨💞 @RuthieofBuj1]

Make i use my t0t0 do solidarity for Megan
You and her dey crase
See werey 😂😂

[Max The Airbnb Guy🏡Best Shortlets @Maxtheairbnbguy]

Lo & behold the Nigerian dream. "I better pass my neighbor." Classism. I get car, other people no get. I carry car go NYSC camp, I dey chill for my car while others dey parade ground. I wear NYSC uniform, you never wear am. A society of slaves and imbecils. Individualistic classists.

[Adewale @SoEdunOkanESita]

To God be the Glory

Dear Nigerians and members of the international community, I am very happy to tell you that my youngest sister, Rukayat Ayoni Lawal and other kidnapped victims in the Chisco bus @chiscogroupng @CHISCOGroup who were kidnapped at Kabba, Kogi State, Nigeria have been released by their abductors tonight 24 April 2026 after 12 days in the harrowing and harsh custody of the kidnappers.

They were kidnapped on Monday, 13 April 2026.

The Nigeria Police Force @PoliceNG @KogiPoliceNG @PoliceNG_CRU @TunjiDisu1 @aleeygiwa @CspIniedu and other security agencies @OfficialDSSNG @NuhuRibadu @HQNigerianArmy @NigAirForce @DHQNigeria have no hands in their release.

GOD, the families, and you made this possible.

The sad details of their release will remain with the families.

God showed me mercy. Mercy spoke for my family. Mercy spoke for my sister.

Thank you sir/madam for your prayers and support.

[Chelsea Hooligan™ @snadguy]

24hrs After the news broke 🤦🤦🤦

[NTANetwork @NTANewsNow]

CHELSEA SACK COACH LIAM ROSENIOR https://t.co/WKarEpLo7o

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Happy birthday, John Obi Mikel!

[Adewale @SoEdunOkanESita]

My youngest sister has been kidnapped 💔! She was kidnapped on Monday, 13 April 2026, on her way to Abuja to report for duties from Ogun State, Nigeria.

We have not gotten precise information about where the incident happened. She reached us briefly around https://t.co/SSbleryjd1 Wednesday, 15 April 2026, that she has been kidnapped since on Monday without details of who kidnapped her, why, and where she is before the phone was taken from her.

Now, they have been calling me until this moment demanding N100 million naira. Where do I raise 100 million naira? I can't even raise 100 thousand naira.

They are calling me with registered numbers.

Our preliminary findings have it that this happened in Kabba, Kogi State, Nigeria.

I have been to three different police stations. One in Lagos and the two at Mowe and Redeemed Police stations. The police stations have no tracking system and that since there is no information about location, police said they can't work.

I called police national PPRO. He said I should go and report it at the nearest police station after I had already reported. While trying to explain further, he ended the call and did not pick up my calls again until now.

She remains in the harsh and harrowing den of the kidnappers until now.

I do not want to lose my sister. She is a very young girl who is just starting life.

Please rescue her alive, safely, and complete.

@PoliceNG @HQNigerianArmy @PoliceNG_CRU @TunjiDisu1 @aleeygiwa @CspIniedu @NigAirForce @KogiPoliceNG @OfficialDSSNG @NuhuRibadu @officialABAT @aonanuga1956 @atiku @Brightgoldenboy @PeterObi @NGRPresident @NigeriaGov @BTOofficial

[Adewale @SoEdunOkanESita]

I do not have the power to order the Nigerian security agencies to rescue my sister immediately. I do not have the money to pay the ₦40 million naira ransom the kidnappers are demanding before my sister can be released or they will k!ll her.

The only thing I have is my voice. I will use my voice to reach the world to let them know the evils that are happening in Nigeria @NigeriaGov @NGRPresident under the government of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT without efforts to stop them.

My younger sister must not d!e in the harsh and harrowing custody of the kidnappers. President Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT must rescue my sister alive and unhurt today.

Today makes it 10 gory Days in the den of kidnappers. She was kidnapped at Kabba, Kogi State, Nigeria, on Monday, 13 April 2026, on her way to Abuja.

I will sacrifice everything I can.

Rukayat Ayoni Lawal will not be used to pay for the gross incompetence of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT.

[Chelsea Hooligan™ @snadguy]

@ChelseaFC The person who recommended him needs to be sacked too

[Adewale @SoEdunOkanESita]

Here is my youngest sister, Rukayat Ayoni Lawal. She was kidnapped on Monday, 13 April 2026, in Kogi State, Nigeria, on her way to Abuja. She remains in the harsh and harrowing custody of the kidnappers until this night of Day 7.

We are working on a flier that carries detailed information about her. I will post the flier tomorrow.

My heart is heavy and breathing very fast doing this 💔 💔 💔. My eyes are blurry and saturated.

Thank you for your care and concern.

[Adewale @SoEdunOkanESita]

My youngest sister has been kidnapped 💔! She was kidnapped on Monday, 13 April 2026, on her way to Abuja to report for duties from Ogun State.

We have not gotten precise information about where the incident happened. She reached us briefly around https://t.co/SSbleryjd1 Wednesday, 15 April 2026, that she has been kidnapped since on Monday without details of who kidnapped her, why, and where she is before the phone was taken from her.

Now, they have been calling me until this moment demanding N100 million naira. Where do I raise 100 million naira? I can't even raise 100 thousand naira.

They are calling me with registered numbers.

Our preliminary findings have it that this happened in Kabba, Kogi State, Nigeria.

I have been to three different police stations. One in Lagos and the two at Mowe and Redeemed Police stations. The police stations have no tracking system and that since there is no information about location, police said they can't work.

I called police national PPRO. He said I should go and report it at the nearest police station after I had already reported. While trying to explain further, he ended the call and did not pick up my calls again until now.

She remains in the harsh and harrowing den of the kidnappers until now.

I do not want to lose my sister. She is a very young girl who is just starting life.

Please rescue her alive, safely, and complete.

@PoliceNG @HQNigerianArmy @PoliceNG_CRU @TunjiDisu1 @aleeygiwa @CspIniedu @NigAirForce @KogiPoliceNG @OfficialDSSNG @NuhuRibadu @officialABAT @aonanuga1956 @atiku @Brightgoldenboy @PeterObi @NGRPresident @NigeriaGov @BTOofficial @BolajiADC @davido @wizkidayo @DONJAZZY

[Esther Ann Uduma @estherannuduma]

You can’t even dream of becoming an astronaut in Nigeria.

[Chelsea Hooligan™ @snadguy]

@TrumpWarRoom If you never mention Nigeria, your body no go sweet you. Orange man