Mark

[Alex Christy @alexchristy17]

Former CNN Pentagon correspondent Barbara Starr returned to the network last night to suggest Trump's flight out of Turkey was illegal, "Because my question is this: If it was not safe for the president to be on that flight, how was it safe for the media to be on that flight and to be lied to, not to be told the truth? Yet, again, to be lied to.
Because the thing is, it was the U.S. military flying the plane. The U.S. military does not put civilians unknowingly at risk. The president was gone; he wasn't being threatened anymore, presumably, but the civilians on board were still under threat, and the U.S. military under orders flew that plane. Somebody needs to tell me why that's a legal order. Because that's not what the U.S. military does."

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

OMG. MAGA is all up in my comments telling me that Trump will sue me for calling him a pedophile. So I just wanted to make one thing perfectly fucking clear for them.

Donald Trump is a pedophile.

[Mark @snaggle22]

@RonFilipkowski I think we all know the answer to that question.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Why would Trump remove federal reporting requirements this week mandated in a law authored by Marco Rubio in 2020 to identify domestic and international sex traffickers, money launderers and terrorists, and will Rubio comment on it?

[Evan @daviddunn177]

They figured out how to keep him awake and focused.

[Covie @covie_93]

When he faced an actual assassination attempt he hid in a catering cart and didn't raise his fist yelling 'fight, fight, fight.'

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

TRUMP IS RIGHT. FOR YEARS AMERICANS HAVE BEEN BEGGING TO MAKE DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME PERMANENT. PEOPLE ARE SOBBING, "WHY CAN'T IT BE PERMANENT!?" MANY ARE SCREAMING, "WE DON'T WANT AFFORDABLE FOOD! WE DON'T NEED PEACE! TAKE MY MEDICARE, JUST GIVE US PERMANENT DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME!"

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Donald Trump is a fucking pussy.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

It’s 2026 and Trump still does not understand consent.

[Ethan Wolf 🇺🇸 @ethanmwolf]

Note to self: If you nominate a normal Democrat, you will win.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

With everyone obsessing over a handful of DSA candidates, the broader trend that might be getting missed across the country is that lots of Dem primary voters seem to have decided it is time for a new generation of younger nominees in lots of places.

[Hakeem Jeffries @RepJeffries]

Pete Hegseth should be fired.

Immediately.

[Tim Brannigan @tim_brannigan]

Claims she has a button fitted on her belly, and when she gets the nod that he’s asleep she moves her hand and presses a button that wakes him. They’re calling her The Zapper. No idea if it’s true but it *appears* to line up.

[Mark @snaggle22]

@sportslarryk

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

Karoline is lying again. Go figure.

[Mark @snaggle22]

@EvaLaMorte

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

Oval office today:

-An RFK Jr wax figure.
-Woman talking over Trump's head.
-Trump fighting wokeness.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Fact check: True

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Not a single fucking word of this is true. Not one word.
How absolutely shit for brains would a person have to be to believe this.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

This is fucking insane.