gal pacino

if it wasnt for disappointment I wouldnt have any appointment

she/her

[gal pacino @snailfraud]

please if you have any problems with me, send them to [email protected]

[gal pacino @snailfraud]

buying the Ted Kaczynski bratz doll

[Sopranos Vibes @sopranos_vibes]

One of the best insults in a show full of great insults

[gal pacino @snailfraud]

@babybirch what about that time I said you sounded like Kim Kardashian

[lil stinker @superlameballs]

me: i'll just take a normal water, please. no sugar in it. thanks.

hummingbird maître d': [visibly disgusted] very good, madam...

[gal pacino @snailfraud]

@babybirch

[gal pacino @snailfraud]

my role in the girl's chat is to introduce them to bizarre shit that they never asked to know

[gal pacino @snailfraud]

Ive got no place to judge so I wander around doing it like johnny appleseed

[gal pacino @snailfraud]

date idea: you're outside in a hot car and I'm inside the goodwill trying on leather jackets and going ayyyyyyy

[gal pacino @snailfraud]

my style is the opposite of boy coquette: girl fonzi

[wint @dril]

going t o start saying, "Wife City" whenever i see an attractive woman. e.g... "thats Wife City" or "that girl is Wife City to me"

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

"Pussy from a girl who hates you"? What ever happened to "a smile from a friend who wants to make you happy"...

[gal pacino @snailfraud]

its inevitable that I'm going to buy one of those stupid y2k Italian charm bracelets and love putting the stupid little charms on it

[Predictions @ppredictors]

The person in your last saved image will become the next Queen of England.

[gal pacino @snailfraud]

A huge rottweiler jumped over a fence and charged directly me earlier. This is the second time this year I thought I was going to get attacked by a dog. I dont like this shit I feel like the kid from The Omen

[Martha Stewart @MarthaStewart]

L

[Daniel @ughitsdaniel]

weyes blood finally back omg