vinny🌙🔮

welcome to my mind palace, i hope you like midwest emo || he/him 🏳️‍⚧️ || 24 ||

[vinny🌙🔮 @snailstatus67]

last night i had a dream about picking fruit and then jason derulo appeared and he sang “jason defruito” and then i woke up

[vinny🌙🔮 @snailstatus67]

@BensonPoone 1. to look like a ken doll
2. so i can get big googly eyes and stick them where my nipples would be when i am feeling a little funny and silly

[vinny🌙🔮 @snailstatus67]

u could have all this and more straight to your instagram dms… all u have to do is ignore me for 15 minutes

[vinny🌙🔮 @snailstatus67]

anyway all i am going to say on the matter is that i Need Those Guys so bad . i wish my mom would sell me to them like in a wattpad one direction fanfiction .
my mom said i’m an “independent adult” and she cant sell me to anyone tho :/ she has never supported my hopes and dreams

[vinny🌙🔮 @snailstatus67]

tearing up bc i pulled a reel of a dog who looks kind of like my childhood dog and her owner obviously loves her soooo much . and then i pull a reel from the guy who reads picture book bedtime stories . and he’s reading kitten’s first full moon. and that kitten is also sooo loved

[vinny🌙🔮 @snailstatus67]

i say this like they aren’t me just saying “this man is attractive to me” and whatever equivalents.
however these are crazy thoughts for me considering that i would never let any of these men anywhere near me because i am afraid of everyone and everything.

[vinny🌙🔮 @snailstatus67]

admitting to crazy shit in the instagram dms bc my friend isnt immediately responding so im just talking to myself in there … one day he’ll see what i said and then he’ll probably sigh and ignore all of it. honestly as it should be.

[vinny🌙🔮 @snailstatus67]

ignore my instagram dms for long enough and you too could be subject to thoughts i probably should not admit to having

[vinny🌙🔮 @snailstatus67]

i have so many thoughts to share tonight but no one is responding to me please please please i need someone to respond so i can keep sharing my thoughts bc i am at a point where i cant keep sending my thoughts to people out of fear of being Overly Annoying

[vinny🌙🔮 @snailstatus67]

the thought “he is at least 2 standard deviations away from the mean when it comes to how he feels about squidward” is a phrase that just popped into my head.
sure man. whatever that means.

[vinny🌙🔮 @snailstatus67]

i can only assume this is how adam and eve felt.

[vinny🌙🔮 @snailstatus67]

my tits are out. im scrolling instagram reels. i pull a reel that was liked by someone i find attractive. i feel genuine embarrassment in this moment because i am in no way covered. i have to reassure myself that he will have no way of knowing this happened.
is there hope for me

[Davi @Ddaavvii_21]

"six likes isn't a lot" imagine 6 sevens

[vinny🌙🔮 @snailstatus67]

rage baiting myself by looking up stars and stripes forever on youtube and reading the comments
“the trombonists can ACTUALLY double tongue… what a concept!” yeah bro it’s the fucking marine band i sure hope the trombonists can double tongue

[vinny🌙🔮 @snailstatus67]

when joe biden refused to name the three genders, this is what he was hiding from us:
1. stars and stripes forever trio
2. stars and stripes forever breakstrain
3. stars and stripes forever piccolo solo

[vinny🌙🔮 @snailstatus67]

can i say something about this? i did not do anything to help this shirt. i did not get around to washing it for a week and a half. my washing machine is shit. However. there are no longer signs of sauce on this shirt. i am gods favorite.

[vinny🌙🔮 @snailstatus67]

u put on ur white shirt and think to urself as u do so “this is a risk due to my line of work” but u decide it will probably be fine. then it is 12:05pm and now there is pasta sauce on it. why do bad things happen to good people, toughest battles/strongest soldiers, etc

[vinny🌙🔮 @snailstatus67]

midwest emo sounds like when mr krabs hired squidward to perform for pearl instead of hiring boys who cry.
consider this my endorsement of midwest emo.

[vinny🌙🔮 @snailstatus67]

@cutetiapine please dont tell me it could be more over than it is now… please i’ll die…

[vinny🌙🔮 @snailstatus67]

yeah bro it’s fine i’m fine i just booked a trip to chicago but it ends on october first but it’s fine i’m okay

[harrison gordon is a band @harrisongordo13]

ALBUM RELEASE SHOWS IN CHICAGO/MILWAUKEE. LETS SEE WHO IS BETTER ONCE AND FOR ALL.

[vinny🌙🔮 @snailstatus67]

i need everyone to read this. i consider it snailstatus67 required reading. link is the first comment on the post below

[woodpecker // saw depeche mode x2 @PeachyKneeSocks]

Remember when I wrote my magnum opus

[vinny🌙🔮 @snailstatus67]

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