Medusa

look me in the eyes when you speak to me mortal 🐍 #blacklivesmatter I ain’t gonna be on Twitter when it’s owned by a man baby byeee

[Medusa @snakecurls]

NORMALIZE TURNING MEN TO STONE
NORMALIZE TURNING MEN TO STONE
NORMALIZE TURNING MEN TO STONE
NORMALIZE TURNING MEN TO STONE
NORMALIZE TURNING MEN TO STONE
NORMALIZE TURNING MEN TO STONE

If you can’t turn them to stone yourself store bought supplies are fine

[Medusa @snakecurls]

Like what the fuck just say it on the internet there was literally no reason to to do that on my damn doorstep

[Medusa @snakecurls]

Someone just tracked down my whole ass secret lair to look me dead in the eyes and ask about my Medussy as they turned to stone.

[Medusa @snakecurls]

@TheHellPussycat What am I a straight woman

[Medusa @snakecurls]

@TheHellPussycat Never mind I have to go do it myself

[Medusa @snakecurls]

Plants are just so cool. They liven up an area, improve air quality, boost your mood, and in the case of my giant carnivorous ones, keep away unwanted visitors ✨

[Medusa @snakecurls]

@JordanDominion Oh yeah I do get along with most major devils, some of the small ones are a little annoying tho 😩

[Medusa @snakecurls]

I was staring at my ceiling wondering my my star lamp wasn’t changing color and realized i don’t have one, and was looking at the actual sky. Do drugs kids it’s fun as hell

[Medusa @snakecurls]

@ActualPoseidon Posy you gotta stop telling people this I keep telling you you’re gonna scare them off 😂

[Medusa @snakecurls]

My life is really getting in the way of playing video games and it is not the vibe

[Medusa @snakecurls]

@itstatenb @outsoldurfaves They like to wrestle, can’t be helped

[Medusa @snakecurls]

@YourLast_Friend AT LEAST HE KNOCKS

[Medusa @snakecurls]

@YourLast_Friend Hey it’s like an invitation because YOU ALSO NEVER LET ME KNOW

[Medusa @snakecurls]

@timberwulff THAT WAS YOU

[Medusa @snakecurls]

@snakecurls "Yes, making a portal for the guy that can teleport is great"

[Medusa @snakecurls]

Decided to relocate to a new lair because I’m sick of yall half pint demi gods showing up without so much as an RSVP 😪

[Medusa @snakecurls]

@timberwulff For invited guests! I gotta know how many to make smh

[Medusa @snakecurls]

@YourLast_Friend Hey at least I made you a portal I think that was very considerate of me

[Medusa @snakecurls]

@heraqueenofgod @ActualPoseidon Hers tryna act like she didn’t jump his ass omg 😂

[Medusa @snakecurls]

Sure sex is cool but have you ever had a hero come into your home and ask for your side of the story instead of trying to kill you for literally no reason?
Me either let’s fuck

[Medusa @snakecurls]

@ActualPoseidon Generic experimentation n climate change?

[Medusa @snakecurls]

If you’re looking for a sign to stop hoarding stuff for an imaginary future celebration the world is legit ending so just drink your fuckin fancy wine or whatever