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blake bortles

[snake @snakee67]

Me and my boys probably would’ve fucked the cat in the hat if he tried any of those shenanigans around us😭💯

[snake @snakee67]

“When I let go of what I am, I can become what I might be” you think that was marv of Lao Tzu

[snake @snakee67]

“Never mistake a parrot for a prophet” made me have a tiny scare like fuck hes talking about me but realistically I can further elaborate about 95 percent of the nonsense I ramble on about. This is actually towards marv he’s doesnt even know what the nonsense he says mean dummyy

[snake @snakee67]

Jared from subway really fucked this up for all good dudes named jared

[snake @snakee67]

But then again look how fluffy those pandas look

[snake @snakee67]

Kinda taking advantage of these guys right

[snake @snakee67]

Really trying to concrete my stance on the zoo culture

[snake @snakee67]

That first obj giants touchdown is gonna make me cum😭🤝💯

[snake @snakee67]

Just found out marv has been using my toothbrush. Im 90 percent sure I can legally kill him right now and maybe even get rewarded?

[snake @snakee67]

Drakeeeeeeee

[snake @snakee67]

Im drunk

[snake @snakee67]

Bride is pissedddddd

[snake @snakee67]

In my boys wedding never tried the suit on, lets just say its game time and I’m kinda resembling 2003 Carmelo Anthony draft night😭🤝

[snake @snakee67]

There is an evil race of aliens kidnapping people who are funny and handsome. Dont you worry marv you are perfectly fine buddy but let me tell you this spaceship is realllll comfy

[snake @snakee67]

When you think of feet do you think of big ass ogre feet or pretty white toes you freak

[snake @snakee67]

Just saw a perfectly fine kid driving with a handicap sticker on his whip. If I was a cop I would pull him over and beat him with the little wand thing

[snake @snakee67]

That new Fenix Rubberz goes fuckin nuts

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I think about Josh Gordon 3 times a day

[snake @snakee67]

Try not to freak out but arbys pecan salads are back