Johnny Snakeman

I'm the only man ever to DDT the pope

[Johnny Snakeman @SnakemanDX]

Reminder that Blake Griffin and Kazuma Kuwabara are the same damn person.

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@Kali_de_Armas Rent due

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

Duty sex is the best sex because it's one of the few times a woman does the morally right thing *and* you get to be the reason she's unhappy

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@master_maureen @wrvb3 @AuthorJannyB @AngoraGoatLady We never should have killed the economy for your old ungrateful ass

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@LizzyStarrrdust He should really consider thinking about what he lets leave the drafts if he’s gonna try to use it to sell a class or whatever that is

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@d8ynch @Bananayagaming OH that I can agree with. Sometimes I find myself surprised at the people following him when I go into his replies

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@d8ynch @Bananayagaming They need experience succeeding to see what real women are like. Whatever idealized, or sensationalized idea of women they have will start to vanish. Once they have that knowledge, maybe they’ll come to a different conclusion. I doubt they’ll get worse though.

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@d8ynch @Bananayagaming Ohhhhh yeah I can see that way more.

I think this is one of those ugly truths that people will never have the stomach for: the only way to get out of the spot those guys are is to cold start the engine. They need experience. Not experience failing, they have that. 1/

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@d8ynch @Bananayagaming Surely you don’t think he should give them fraudulent but socially acceptable advice just so they can fall on their asses? You said he should let them mope which is also way more pessimistic than anything I’ve ever heard him say lmao

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@d8ynch @Bananayagaming I don’t think he resents women lol but I can also understand how you landed on that. I personally just think that above all he likes fucking with people, but I also genuinely think he wants to help those guys.

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@d8ynch @Bananayagaming You can’t be general without being shallow. Depth is for the individual not for the collective.

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@Critter926 @kojimaicmatters Immediately adding this to my lexicon

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@d8ynch @Bananayagaming Also probably kind of a self report as far as “women I attract” but I’ve seen it enough in friends and lovers that I can say they’re accurate enough generalizations so as to be useful in at least understanding women. If you take women seriously the advice isn’t palatable tho lol

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@d8ynch @Bananayagaming My read on them isn’t that they’re tricks. I think he’s being funny about it, but kind of illustrating the type of thinking commonly seen in women and showing how it differs WILDLY from what they say they want most of the time. But none of it has been untrue from what I’ve seen.

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@d8ynch @Bananayagaming Being yourself is a trick?

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@PlanXL_ @end3of6days9 Let’s hear your ideas.

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@generickrautgal @ilovesnow248 @aaron061116 Lmao so which is it? He didn’t insult her, or she deserved it for acting like a pick-me?

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@Son_ImSleep I, too., the video of that woman stone cold die while doing this jump

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@iambecomegone @lordefranzia And also, partners being shitty is sometimes asynchronous. Just because they did something shitty, or became shitty doesn’t mean it was some master plan to manipulate someone. People are complicated and do things for complicated reasons. Not everything is in service of an agenda

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@iambecomegone @lordefranzia I know this isn’t what you meant, but that’s actually more of a justification to just enjoy things in the moment for what they are. Nothing’s going to be perfect, and that doesn’t invalidate how nice something is to you if you felt it.