sam

bioinformatics scientist, podcast lover, the office enthusiast. opinions are my own, not the view of my employer etc.

[sam @snalty]

@tfwrail why has the 7:31 Birchgrove -> Coryton service been cancelled today despite only running 3 minutes late at Birchgrove? Cancelled as well yesterday but only a few minutes late too.

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@CrossCountryUK @philatrail I’ve just got a notification saying my train isn’t going any further than Birmingham new street? My train departed from Derby at 18:38. There has been no on board announcement about this.

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@CrossCountryUK @KirstyJeff Why on earth would you have them in the four car set rather than the 5 car? 😂

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@SheffieldUnited PASHUN

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Why do conversations between Americans sound like conversations between NPCs in Oblivion?

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i hope i can get a mr t voice for my zelda sat nav

[Sam Nalty @samnalty]

https://t.co/ywSf73gbie

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@NVIDIAGeForce #GeForceRTX50

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@experimental361 That's good timing, I was thinking about trying to knock something similar out myself this weekend because I missed yours!😅

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Just witnessed an angry phone call between a woman and her boyfriend, he had left porn open on her laptop when she was taking it for a repair at the Apple Store 🤣

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@SheffieldUnited https://t.co/kHt7NYBCm8

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@mrsundaymovies how many different regional Shopify adverts did you need to record?

[Sheffield United @SheffieldUnited]

PENALTY FOR THE BLADES!!!!

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

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@HeadForPoints Anything in the pipeline for the plus card?

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Someone in the hotel reckons there’s only ever one rainbow in the world???

[Matt @scriptumsent]

A perfect pilot would land the plane

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Joel McHale dropping the patented Jeff Winger speech in The Bear is great.

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starmer sounds a bit like james acaster doesn't he?