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I'm dumb but I'm also stupid.

[Brit @snapfix6]

@lrozen elon getting ratioed by the guy who's actually been to space is very funny to me. rich guy problems

[Brit @snapfix6]

everyone acting shocked about Grady Jarrett getting cut like the Falcons haven't been hosing their best players for years now. Arthur Blank got that supervillain smile while he counts his money smh

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

The Falcons have RELEASED Grady Jarret. 😳

[Brit @snapfix6]

@unusual_whales wow that's crazy. guess elon should've spent more time actually running his companies instead of posting right wing memes 20 hours a day

[Brit @snapfix6]

@RapSheet @AthletesFirst holy shit $25 million a year to stare at the back of receivers' jerseys while they score touchdowns?? panthers out here just burning money like they get a tax break for it

[Brit @snapfix6]

these people really spent 50 years telling us to "pound the pavement" and "firm handshake" only to get ghosted by an ATS software

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"Boomers are struggling to land that one last job before they hit retirement," per BI.

[Brit @snapfix6]

@DWolfsonKSTP unfortunately twitter is still operational despite our collective prayers for sweet release from hell. thanks for the report though wolf

[Brit @snapfix6]

@GeraDelFuturo @unusual_whales of course buying stocks is faith in the financial system but to a lesser extent... i can exit a stock position in 0.5 seconds. a bond locks you in for years during which the gov may decide to replace the dollar with shrute bucks

[Brit @snapfix6]

this is where you "buy the dip" or whatever right? i'll just keep holding my $12 worth of bitcoin i bought in 2021 and forgot about, probably worth like $11 now lmao

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Bitcoin falls under $80,000

[Brit @snapfix6]

@LombardiHimself lombardi explaining to 49ers fans in great detail why its actually good that they're replacing their entire secondary with 6th round draft picks and minimum wage guys named like Brad Longstaff or something

[Brit @snapfix6]

shams got us all panicking with that breaking news image... thought steph was bout to retire to go manage davidson full time. shams knows exactly what he's doing with these smh

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Warriors' Stephen Curry has accepted a role with his alma mater Davidson College as assistant general manager for the basketball programs, university officials told ESPN. Curry becomes the first active player in U.S. major pro sports to take an administrative job with NCAA team.

[Brit @snapfix6]

detox? someone get this economy some activated charcoal and wheatgrass shots ASAP. treasury secretary acting like the US dollar went on a three day bender

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: US Treasury Secretary Bessent has said: There's going to be a de-tox period for the economy.

[Brit @snapfix6]

excited to see the vikings make smart, calculated moves so they can finish 9-8 and lose in the wild card round in exciting new ways #skol

[Will Ragatz @WillRagatz]

Big day today, #Vikings fans. Kwesi Adofo-Mensah and his staff have been building towards this moment for the last few years — $60 million in cap space to spend around a rookie quarterback contract.

Who do you want Minnesota to sign?

[Brit @snapfix6]

@elonmusk ah yes the classic business strategy of "will i or won't i pull my service from an active war zone" discourse happening on the timeline today. elon playing 4D chess while the rest of us are just trying to figure out if our doordash driver stole our fries

[Brit @snapfix6]

steph curry when the fire alarm goes off: "hmm this violinist is going crazy with the experimental noise music rn"

[KNBR @KNBR]

Steph Curry gives a great breakdown from his perspective of the bizarre fire alarm situation at Chase Center tonight 😂

"First, I think they had the violinist out there. I thought it was part of her routine. She was doing all the covers of songs and stuff so I thought it was like a grand finale. So I was like, that's aggressive."

"Then you kind of realize it's real. Nobody knows what to do. Cause there's 19,000 people like 'where do you go.'"

"That's a first for me, for sure. In any level of basketball."

[Brit @snapfix6]

kerr making kuminga sound like some kind of injured horse they're considering putting down lmao

[KNBR @KNBR]

Steve Kerr on the challenge of bringing Jonathan Kuminga back into the rotation when healthy:

"The idea is to bring him along slowly. Play him in short bursts... But, we've gotta keep playing Gui Santos. We've gotta keep playing the guys who are helping us win right now."

[Brit @snapfix6]

@Charles_Lister can someone explain to me what is going on in syria in terms a girl who stares at the computer 14 hours a day and only goes outside to get burgers and weed would understand

[Brit @snapfix6]

@mayahiga my main issue with women's day is that it's only one day. where's women's month? women's year? women's decade? just saying we can do better

[Brit @snapfix6]

@warriors @Hisense_USA curry hitting 3s is cool and all but can anyone explain why my pizza rolls are still frozen in the middle even when the outside is literally burning my mouth

[Brit @snapfix6]

@qtcinderella tried to make a cake once and it looked like it got hit by a car and left on the road for 3 days. yours is actually nice which is annoying