COLONEL💥MUSTANG

i, who am called a 'weapon' or a 'monster'| #𝘓𝘐𝘝 | #𝘔𝘝𝘙𝘗 | 18+ writer/muse.

[COLONEL💥MUSTANG @snapsparkboom]

┈─ fire is the best of servants, but a terrible master.

[Aspen 🍓 Fyodor lover @royriako]

they were deadass just doing shit what is this

[Worms 🇵🇸 @ShreddedWorms_]

Roy’s gay as shit WHAT ISS THIS

[Aspen 🍓 Fyodor lover @royriako]

This man sleeps on a fucking couch

[cheese ✰ MALCTWT !! @mmjcheese]

「🧵」THEY'RE ALL SO CUTE IN THIS PICTURE 😭😭😭

[andy⋆˚꩜｡ DELTARUNE SPOILERS @THEANGELSEYES_]

happy birthday roy mustang

[COLONEL💥MUSTANG @snapsparkboom]

chill! i’m just demonstrating.

[𝑬 𝑵 𝑽 𝒀 @enviousshifter]

He flinches at the snap.

"Hey, hey! Hold it! I ... really have nothing against you, man."

[COLONEL💥MUSTANG @snapsparkboom]

you don’t seem to think very highly of me, though. i did..
(snaps)
you know.

[𝑬 𝑵 𝑽 𝒀 @enviousshifter]

"If the cake's still there, let me know what you think. It's not poisoned. There's no one giving me orders to kill your kind anymore."

[COLONEL💥MUSTANG @snapsparkboom]

mm. haven’t had pistachio in a while.

[𝑬 𝑵 𝑽 𝒀 @enviousshifter]

"Vanilla and pistachio cream."

[COLONEL💥MUSTANG @snapsparkboom]

what’s in it? cyanide? hemlock?

[𝑬 𝑵 𝑽 𝒀 @enviousshifter]

"I guess so. I dropped off a cake somewhere but didn't stay long. Maybe they're still partying for you."

[COLONEL💥MUSTANG @snapsparkboom]

to be honest i got over it

[fullmetal quotes @quotesfma]

happy birthday, roy mustang!

[COLONEL💥MUSTANG @snapsparkboom]

yeah, you would not know the half of it. so did i miss it or what? did you guys celebrate?

[𝑬 𝑵 𝑽 𝒀 @enviousshifter]

"Sounds like you've burnt off some of your brain cells if you've forgotten your own birthday."

[COLONEL💥MUSTANG @snapsparkboom]

I DID MISS IT

[ember 🕊️ @doveedoll_]

happy bday roy. You are old yikes 😒

[COLONEL💥MUSTANG @snapsparkboom]

i was busy listening to sad harmonicas. been in a mood recently

[COLONEL💥MUSTANG @snapsparkboom]

is it my birthday or did i miss it?

[COLONEL💥MUSTANG @snapsparkboom]

is it my birthday or did i miss it?

[Bino @Bino2306]

Color practice

[COLONEL💥MUSTANG @snapsparkboom]

// greedroy… woah.. you’re so right..

[des 🗯 COMISSIONS OPEN @Desilusionn_]

Lets all ship greedroy!!

[PEPIE 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 DELTARUNE SPOILERS @pepie_21]

Look at my führer and colonel dawg 😭