Snarky Devops

9's don't matter when everything is burning 🔥

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Sr. SRE (Service Restart Engineer) wanted:
Must be able to restart any and all the things for various reasons.

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Remember, there's always money in the grafanastand #devops #grafana #arresteddevelopment

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@reactjs No

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@drpepper is a bad soda

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@Rogers have you checked DNS? It's always DNS

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Renaming "code freeze" week to "anyone can deploy except Chad" week. Sorry Chad.

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Working on a #golang codebase from 2017 be like

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Distributed systems are hard, let's go shopping

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@PatternPaul @GopherCon

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Waiting for @GopherCon CFP results

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REDIS GO BRRRRR

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I'm not a salty engineer, I'm ✨seasoned✨

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Schrödinger's SRE: the site is both simultaneously up and down until you open slack

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Hot take: #GraphQL is just RPC without discipline or design

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Is #Kubernetes down for everyone right now or just me

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Back to wordle

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2022: Year of #kubernetes on the desktop

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THESE AWS OUTAGES ARE THE REASON WE DONT USE THEM

HOSTING ON THE COMPUTER UNDER MY DESK ALSO MEANS I CAN HEAR WHEN THE WEBSITE IS GETTING HITS

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It's the end of the weekend and I finally got rails to spit out a new error

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SRE lifehack: when you're violating error rate SLO, just setup a load generator against /robots.txt to balance it out with some HTTP 200s :chefs_kiss:

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@marcba Can build something on a weekend without 14 trips to Home Depot