Snarky Sami

The truth behind @SamiGilkes. @NRSC Digital - @UWMadison grad

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"If I met @Beyonce, do you think she would think I was anything more than a peasant?"

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“I eat Democrat campaign managers for breakfast."

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Homeless people hit on me all. the. time.

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I am Snarky Sami and I do not approve of this message. https://t.co/JeNkUuldfS

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"I've been called the best snapper of my generation." - @samigilkes re. Snapchat #SnarkGoals

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“I just noticed…he has the most BEAUTIFUL eyelashes.”

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“Don’t let her think she’s funnier than she is.” - @nikL4urthoughts

“I don’t need your approval, I PROMISE.” - @snarkysami @samigilkes

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#SNARKCITY

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“If you don’t follow us on Snapchat, FOLLOW US.” @NRSC

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"This sounds like a leprechaun's Christmas music."

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"These people aren't here for looks, they're here for facts."

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"Sometimes I think I'm the funniest person I know."

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Loving my new digs! What are you going to do about it, @TimCameron?

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"What -is- that? Is your screen on fire?"

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"If Beyonce wants to sue me, I would GLADLY be sued by Beyonce."

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"If I had to kill one person from Wisconsin, it'd be this guy...and he's not even FROM Wisconsin." #DoesntEvenGoHere

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"My biggest accomplishment? I almost always finish my tube of chapstick."

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On Couple Costumes: "Are you an idiot? Why would you let your girlfriend talk you into that?" #Halloween

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"Better resume consultations? What if we tweet at them with 'Better Website Consultations?'"