Jessica Machado LOLCOW

Fakin the funk 24/7
Drive. Stream. Cry. Repeat.
Allegedly racist.
Allegedly hit a beagle.

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

Fix your looks baby girl 😘😘😘

[j7 petty @JPetty40618]

shout out fan mail 😘

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

Imagine having all that money and still looking like a Wi-Fi signal during a thunderstorm. 😂😂😂😂

[j7 petty @JPetty40618]

imagine having no sense of humor 😂😂😂😂

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

You’ve officially discovered a layer below rock bottom. Impressive.

[Nyra Noir @NyraNoirrr]

The audacity of someone trying to curate my entire internet experience for free 😤😂 #ApprovedByWholeMilkOnly

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

@queen__valerie_ @paranoja07 @joleenlunzer @auntiedebbb

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

Bravo Emma, Bravo 🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

@Will428304 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

I do love this for you Macchiato. @JPetty40618 can you be a real friend please and let her know this will be an epic failure? Thanks.

[DB @TrueCrimeAudit]

@subtxtpress LOL I love that she thinks she's going to roast a comedian on the internet

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

@DaisyDarling85 @JPetty40618 Lol J7 is an idiot. Way to go daisy!

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

@DaisyDarling85 she’s the worst

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

@b3ckyoption3 @YouTube I am not currently doing my independent investigative fact finding journalism of independent thinking at the moment.
Maybe i’ll get it right next time ghetto becky.

[Somethings Off Podcast @melandrebecca]

MEMBERS ONLY Cross Roast with Mel + Rebecca: Turtleboy V The Bunny https://t.co/QVbTDovezX

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

Bunions currently:

[Valerie @queen__valerie_]

These bunions and their conspiracy theories are wild. 💀😭 @joleenlunzer @auntiedebbb

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

@letsgo46556 @joleenlunzer @auntiedebbb 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

She’s the human version of replying-all.

[j7 petty @JPetty40618]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

@joleenlunzer @BillerRisa 🤣🤣🤣

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

For us who love @joleenlunzer

I found the link to her blogs from roughly 15 years ago so we can read them and love her more 🙂

https://t.co/TKRxW5pJYV

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

@BillerRisa @joleenlunzer It was a simple google search it took me about 3 minutes 🤣🤣🤣 I think I can be an investigative independent fact finder independently investigating journalism like macchiato

[Joleen Lunzer @joleenlunzer]

The bunions caught me. 🤦🏼‍♀️
@auntiedebbb is my real mother.

[LawGirlsNotAttorneys @LawGirlsNotAttn]

Jessica,

My daughter is off limits.

Do not mention, discuss, target, reference, or feature my daughter in any of your content, broadcasts, social media posts, or commentary going forward.