Jessica Machado LOLCOW

Fakin the funk 24/7
Drive. Stream. Cry. Repeat.
Allegedly racist.
Allegedly hit a beagle.

[Joleen Lunzer @joleenlunzer]

Jess’s next guest will be IBS.

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

@queen__valerie_ It’s funny because all the things she was contacted on are public and they are made public by her. The phone numbers, the venmo, the email. But she gets messages within a week on all and it’s loads of anxiety and I need a restraining order 🙄

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

Did Jessica Whole Milk Macchiato send the $2 venmo back? She should’ve, seeing as thought she’s in fear 🤷🏻‍♀️

[That Horse @YouRodeInOn2]

When words don't matter and vibes count more than facts

Jess, your journalistic integrity is 6 feet under 🪦 @jessicamachado

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

Weoponizing the court system is a sad sad bitch. Jessica Whole Milk you continue to show your true shitty self everyday.

[The old M can’t come to the phone right now @OldMerIsDead]

This woman just walked into court trying to get a restraining order against the woman she’s talking to in this video, all because she’s “so scared.”

God knows what fresh batch of lies she’ll spin for the judge today. I don’t know how today shakes out, but one thing’s certain: she’s getting denied in a 2 party hearing, if she gets one.

This clip alone, before I unleash the full transcripts and archives of her greatest hits about Jen, will have the whole courtroom laughing her straight out the door at a two-party hearing. Pathetic.

P.S. Bunnies, ping me the second your rabbit leader crawls out of court so I can fire off that FTR audio request immediately.

[Leigha @Leigha2233]

So Jess is at the courthouse attempting to get an RO on Jen this am.

The amount of morons who are using the courts over stupid, ridiculous nonsense should be a god damn felony of its own.

Let’s leave the restraining orders for the women who are in fear of their life or men who have been physically assaulted, eh? Not a brush of the shoulder or hurt fee fees on the internet.

Grow up FFS.

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

@pfordroyals22 @JPetty40618 👑👑👑👑

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

Fix your looks baby girl 😘😘😘

[j7 petty @JPetty40618]

shout out fan mail 😘

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

Imagine having all that money and still looking like a Wi-Fi signal during a thunderstorm. 😂😂😂😂

[j7 petty @JPetty40618]

imagine having no sense of humor 😂😂😂😂

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

You’ve officially discovered a layer below rock bottom. Impressive.

[Nyra Noir @NyraNoirrr]

The audacity of someone trying to curate my entire internet experience for free 😤😂 #ApprovedByWholeMilkOnly

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

@queen__valerie_ @paranoja07 @joleenlunzer @auntiedebbb

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

Bravo Emma, Bravo 🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

@Will428304 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

I do love this for you Macchiato. @JPetty40618 can you be a real friend please and let her know this will be an epic failure? Thanks.

[DB @TrueCrimeAudit]

@subtxtpress LOL I love that she thinks she's going to roast a comedian on the internet

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

@DaisyDarling85 @JPetty40618 Lol J7 is an idiot. Way to go daisy!

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

@DaisyDarling85 she’s the worst

[Jessica Machado LOLCOW @snatchdonkeyJM]

@b3ckyoption3 @YouTube I am not currently doing my independent investigative fact finding journalism of independent thinking at the moment.
Maybe i’ll get it right next time ghetto becky.

[Somethings Off Podcast @melandrebecca]

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