John

Believe it or not, John isn’t my real name.

[John @sneaky2255]

@TheProfessorZ @VOLGARR Don’t be a dick bag.

[Lammy @Lammyisback]

THE LATE-DIAGNOSED MILLENNIAL REALITY.

1. Born between 1981 & 1996
2. Raised being told you were too much
3. Learned your worth through how well you could mask
4. Spent decades thinking you were broken
5. Told anxiety and depression were the problem
6. Pushed through burnout because "everyone struggles"
7. Recognized neurodivergence in your 20s or 30s
8. Grieved for the child who deserved support sooner
9. Realized no one taught you that your brain works differently
10. Started unmasking and don't know who you are
11. Tried quietly to rebuild your life with this new lens
12. Wonders why understanding yourself feels like mourning the person you could have been

[John @sneaky2255]

@BriannaWu @OlegGamedev1 "eliminate trans people"

How so? Be more specific.

[John @sneaky2255]

@cutelipssx Senior Land Cloud? That's Sir Land Cloud to you.

[Never Goon @NeverGoon]

You are supposed to lose it all and get it back that’s called prestige

[Thundercat 🇨🇦🇷🇺 @Thundercattttt0]

Interesting story I learned today about Islam why they dislike dogs.

At night Muhammed would wait for the Angel Gabriel to visit him. The 1 night, the Angel didn't show, he heard a dog bark. So he assumed it was the dogs fault.

Later when he met the Angel, the Angel told him that he doesn't enter a home with a dog. So Muhammed ordered all the dogs killed.

The reason is, dogs can sense demons and the demon was impersonating the Angel Gabriel.

There's your Islam story of the day.

[John @sneaky2255]

Isn't it interesting that so many of the supportive posts about Natalie Harp have exactly 10k likes? Must be a coincidence.

[tHE.lAST🔝 @jusLikeMike911]

"Save the cheerleader, save the world."

[John @sneaky2255]

@Gaynotqueer1 I feel like house would treat Sophie like another 13.

[Dolce @daily_dolce]

Mini blueberry mousse cakes

[John @sneaky2255]

@TMZ All my homies stan Matt. gtfo with this bs.

[John @sneaky2255]

@j171b The real underground economy.

[John @sneaky2255]

@JoshStrifeHayes @JoshStrifeSays @YouTube @YouTubeCreators Feel for you, but this guys voice is impossible to listen to.

[John @sneaky2255]

@RogersHelps @LeanneT37480224 Why not?

[i like food @messedupfoods]

When a prisoner impressed Gordon Ramsay so much that he offered him a job

[CoveredGeekly @CoveredGeekly]

Robert Patrick ran so fast as T-1000 during the chase scene in Terminator 2, he actually caught John Connor

"That's me. First time I did the run, I caught the kid"

(via Empire Magazine | https://t.co/zvIgEoD2vS)

[🍓🍓🍓 @iruletheworldmo]

it is genuinely psychotic that we dug up literal primordial dirt, scrubbed it down to an impossible 99.9999999999% molecular perfection that violates the very laws of physics, handed it over to techno-wizard necromancers to stretch into flawless geometric god-cylinders, blasted it with invisible uv death-rays to carve ten quadrillion microscopic cyber-sigils into its flesh, trapped actual lightning inside of it, and somehow birthed an omniscent eldritch deity capable of simulating the universe and thinking faster than a billion human civilizations combined.

and our grand, supreme purpose for this enslaved lightning-god?

sending "per my last email, please see attached" to a guy named gary.

[John @sneaky2255]

@emilykmay Hey guys, there's a bunch of men who want to start a dialog about this topic, but instead I'm gonna highlight the insane fringe cases! That's good right?!?