Sneaky Fantasy BBall

Previously a fantasy basketball blog, now just a sports Twitter and shit-talk burner.

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GAETHJE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #UFCFREEDOM250

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Topuria walking out of the Oval Office. This man is something else. 😆 #ufcfreedom250

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Fox had a terrible second half and made a J.R. Smith-level boneheaded mistake in the last five seconds, but when you blow a 29-point lead in the Finals, every single person in that locker room is to blame.

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Finals MVP.

[Real App @realapp]

OG Anunoby in the Finals:

23.8 PPG
4.0 RPG
3.8 3PM
58/56/92%

The most efficient 20-PPG Finals series by a player in NBA HISTORY (78.4% TS).

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@henriquearake @heresarock @ExcelHumor @seulwas Back to work, slave.

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@UndisputedLab @statmuse Bruh. That's LaMelo Ball.

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Technical difficulties? 🤦🏻‍♂️ Huge L by @PrimeVideo. They were not ready for #MIAvsCHA to go into OT.

[theScore @theScore]

The first player in NBA HISTORY to lead the league in both RPG and APG.

Nikola Jokic is 1 of 1. 🤯

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BRING ON GOURMET CHENCHEN #UFC327

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Insane fight. Not a whole lot of sportsmanship sadly, but what a fight. #ufc327

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It is absolutely wild to me that JD Vance and Trump's son-in-law are in Pakistan negotiating a peace treaty with Iran, while the President and the Secretary of State are both octagon-side at #UFC327.

We are living in a sitcom.

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@LegionHoops @RunItBackFDTV Nah, if these people kept me from the Dream Team, I'd be taking shots at all of them, too. Bulls would've won 6 titles with Tyreke Evans. Kareem carried Magic's ass even in 1991. And Rodman was totally right about Bird. Them voters would've given Kelly Olynyk 3 MVPs in the 80's.

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@JoeDellera @bball_ref Flagg. Strong on off & def, and way more responsibilities in Dallas this year. Also, future legacy shouldn't count for ROY, but imagine how dumb it would've been had voters given ROY to Melo in 2004 instead of LeBron. Knueppel is going to be special. Flagg is going to be a star.

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Hubie studied under Roy Williams, who studied under Dean Smith, who studied under Phog Allen, who studied directly under Dr. James Naismith. That's not a royal lineage; that's a DIVINE one. If the next @UNC_Basketball coach is from a different line, it'd be tragic. #MarchMadness

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Breaking: Hubert Davis will not return as North Carolina’s men's basketball head coach, sources tell @PeteThamel and @JeffBorzello.

He spent the last five years leading the Tar Heels as head coach.

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@NBAMemes Can the rest of my team get buckets?

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@TonyHinderman @Carlwinshigh The end result would just be the WNBA.

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@statmuse @Novig Good thing MVP voting isn't based on basic box score stat lines.

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Current rankings on @YahooFantasy have been absolute gibberish for weeks. Does nobody else care that Yahoo seems to have zero intention to fix this? If I knew they cared so little about their own #fantasybasketball platform, I would've picked @ESPNFantasy last October.

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@skatingvault @Variety We see where your priorities are. Luckily, not everyone feels the same way.

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Islam suffocating Jack for 25 minutes, Khamzat suffocating Dricus for 25 and Charles suffocating Max for 25 were three of the most dominant #UFC wins and showed the highest level of MMA.

They were also terrible for the sport, because all three were insanely boring to watch.