Fuck it, I have a fake trade:
Paolo Banchero for Jalen Williams
OKC gets someone who's typically healthy and a pretty steady playoff riser. Orlando solves their fit issue between Paolo and Franz and improves defensively, but between Franz and J-Dub takes some real injury risk.
Crazy partโฆis he has no choice but to double down on this gimmick. He canโt go back to normal life. Wonโt be able to work or hang in public unimpeded. Always an outcast. Have fun idiot lol