Snickersinthedark

Rocket Scientist in the Dark, Sarcasm in the light. Avi isn't me.

[Neuqua Valley Hockey @NVHS__hockey]

Come out to support the boys in their last game of the season tonight at 8:50 vs Naperville North for the Founders Cup @ All Seasons!

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

If there is more than one person in your avi, I need you to circle the one that is you.

[Snickersinthedark @snickernthedark]

@habskickass They don't think about that part

[Snickersinthedark @snickernthedark]

Back in my day we also drank underage,we just weren't stupid enough 2 take photos of our illegal actions & then display them for all to see

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

If you're going be an "internet bully" at least be pretty.

[DevilryFun @DevilryFun]

If you can't find an exit, make yourself at home.

[🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 @3sunzzz]

I'm not one to bet, but I'd put $50 on the fact that the waffle was probably created when someone accidentally stepped on a pancake.

[Snickersinthedark @snickernthedark]

Math: If Matt has 16 oz of coffee and loses 4 oz at each of 5 speed bumps going into work, how many seconds until Matt kills everyone?

[Snickersinthedark @snickernthedark]

If you like to make love while listening to #music, always choose a live #album. That way you'll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes.

[Snickersinthedark @snickernthedark]

A ventriloquist. I can put my hand up your skirt and make your lips move!

[June O'Hara @juneohara65]

I'm really hoping this book will pick up on page two.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Interviewer: Any questions?

Me: If you're off work all week which day is "my Friday"?

[Snickersinthedark @snickernthedark]

Somehow, hitting the end call button on the cell just doesn't feel nearly as good as the days when you could slam the phone down on somebody

[Snickersinthedark @snickernthedark]

when I think of a selfie, I'm not sure its the same thing you're thinking.

[Snickersinthedark @snickernthedark]

commented on a woman's french manicure. "I like your tips" ...lets just say she didn't hear me correctly.

[“UNCLE” CRAIG MCFLY @UncleMcFly]

THIS SONG RIGHT HERE !!!! @djkhaled @chancetherapper #GRATEFUL 🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 CHANCE DID THE ALPHABETS ON THE SONG !!!

[Snickersinthedark @snickernthedark]

I have reason to believe the term More bang for your buck was first used by Hookers..

[Snickersinthedark @snickernthedark]

#Mexican word of the day "wheelchair": Juan and I only have one taco, but is ok, #wheelchair.