Boy Detective

Boy Detective 🔍 | SMC ‘20 | She/her

[Boy Detective @snicketdoodle]

I don’t need to tweet four pictures of celebrities that define my Type, and that’s because this picture of Colin Firth exists and I haven’t stopped thinking about it for two weeks

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

I can't believe it's been a year since @snicketdoodle's quarantine birthday -- I'm so glad I get to see you tomorrow after a year of misery! I'm happy you were born and decided to talk to me in freshmen Italian & watch The Shining with this stranger 🌼💗🥺🎉🎈🎂🎁 HBD, Becca!

[Boy Detective @snicketdoodle]

@abi_pinn

[Boy Detective @snicketdoodle]

@abi_pinn And if he doesn’t say Chilled Cucumber Soup, then I’ll know to end things 🙅‍♀️

[Boy Detective @snicketdoodle]

I know I’m about to get my ass kicked by ~conflict~ and ~stakes~ ... but gosh it feels good to be writing right now

[Boy Detective @snicketdoodle]

Returning to Twitter momentarily because I just spent the last two hours on some rough sketches for a (maybe) middle grade verse novel that Little Becca really needed, and I am once again shocked by how the words just kind of pour out when you’re writing what you Know.

[Boy Detective @snicketdoodle]

@okaypompeii Got two of these bad boys w/ birthday cards literally dating back to 1998

[Boy Detective @snicketdoodle]

It’s always the damn boring required courses that have the most ridiculous assignments and/or readings and I HATE HATE HATE it!!!

[Boy Detective @snicketdoodle]

Made the mistake of looking at my syllabi for this semester, and now I’m spiraling 😚 FUCK

[Boy Detective @snicketdoodle]

@gaycoldplay Hi

[B @Breliloquy]

If $15/hr min wage bothers you because it's more/ the same or "too close to" what you're making, direct that anger to your bosses who are underpaying you, not to other people who are also underpaid.

[Boy Detective @snicketdoodle]

@miss_dryeye Same brain, istg!!! I’ve literally been thinking the same exact thing... emotionally preparing myself

[Adam Met @AdamAJRbrothers]

You can run, but you can't hide. Betsy DeVos has been a disgrace for 1448 days. Resigning now, 13 days to go, does not change the fact that she has been a horrendous guardian of our education system.

[rabia O'chaudry @rabiasquared]

Just relaxing after a day of committing felonies on camera

[Boy Detective @snicketdoodle]

@miss_dryeye I checked this book out from the library so many times as a kid that it was literally falling apart.

[Boy Detective @snicketdoodle]

Told @abi_pinn I would make a tier chart ranking all of the significant Hot Brunette Men in my life. Also wrote up a rationale, for your convenience. Will not be accepting questions at this time.

[AJR @AJRBrothers]

Wanted to give you one last little surprise for the year. Here’s the My Play official video. Go watch it and get lost in the world ✍🏼 https://t.co/s2BIVJhFd8

[Boy Detective @snicketdoodle]

Watching @AJRBrothers perform #OneSpectacularNight was by far the best part of 2020... Listening to the overture scratched an itch I didn’t even know I had. Beautiful.

[count zoloft @asouealbert]

“why are you
dressed like that” “like what”

[Boy Detective @snicketdoodle]

Just found out I got an A on the class project that gave me so many panic attacks my mom made me go to the doctor to get back on Zoloft ahaha luv my brAin!!!