Snidbert

Technically a professional YouTuber. Arguably a person.

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@WongUpdates He is 20 years old.

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'BACKROOMS' director Kane Parsons has reportedly turned upside down.

"Backrooms 2 will take place in Australia."

He is only 20 years old.

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Someone needs to make a channel where they copy Larpiplier and call it "Larpiplarper"

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@dyingscribe Did the Renn Fair pay you to advertise them like this?

[Andrew (Toycat) @ibxtoycat]

Why does every website have to be an app now. I miss the old Internet

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@InverseNinjas I'm not paying for Premium so here's two screenshots of my notes app.

tl;dr: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be rude, and I definitely should have paid closer attention to the verses I cited.

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I am once again being reminded of the fact that I am in an ideal stage of my life in which to follow my dreams and passions, and I am wasting it by not having any dreams or passions.

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@InverseNinjas You can set an A/B test in YouTube studio to see which version of the thumbnail gets more clicks

[Least Retarded Liberal @tardedlib]

God IS a woman. That's why the universe is beautiful, but also disorderly and chaotic, governed by a minimal set of laws, and why God sometimes seems irrational, conceited, or vengeful. She's just a woman vying for our worship.

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@IntroSpecktive Keep going where? There isn't anywhere to go from here.

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As someone who sometimes does live action role-play, I don't like how "larping" is now used as another word for being a poseur.

I wonder if fishers feel the same way about the online use of words like "bait" and "troll."

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@InverseNinjas If General Mills released a Count Chocula story that loosely followed the plot of Bram Stoker's Dracula, I would consider that an adaptation.

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@InverseNinjas No.

An adaptation of a story is, by definition, itself a story. Count Chocula is just a mascot with, as far as I'm aware, no attached story. Even a drawing of Dracula or another character from Stoker's novel is not an adaptation unless the art conveys a story.

[Cav Senpai @cavannastan]

Keep the page perfectly still, then the exact moment he's about to tap the screen, load an ad and shift everything down half an inch.

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@kenzietuff If I have a son, I will not name him after myself, because my parents gave me a Bible name but I am atheist.

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@ysuckme Best case scenario I'll make it.

Worst case scenario I'll kms.

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@InverseNinjas If hope or happiness somehow breaks through, it will most likely be because I will have somehow inexplicably become the kind of person who deserves it.

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I am not all that I could or should be.

If I were the kind of man who deserves to exist, I would react to this information by focusing on self-improvement. But instead, I despair and tell myself that I don't deserve to exist.

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@justsettledownn No, cows are awesome BECAUSE their flesh is tasty and their milk can be used in our food.