New dad, software engineer, Mandarin speaker, poker player, history buff, runner, big @utahjazz fan, #WarrenDemocrat, and proud husband of @shivanihawkins!
Two weeks ago, I had four precious 12-year-old girls, including my daughter, with me at the county fair. They were getting blue Icees and corndogs for the walk to the car and ride home. (1/21)
At the Toulouse airport, just watched a woman try to order oat milk in English for her coffee. Barista kept hearing “hot milk.” Emotions escalated to the point where I had to intervene and explain what oat milk was, and this French man was absolutely pissed to learn it exists
@TuroSupport@turo Hey @turo, thank you for dismissing the host’s spurious damage claim. Now if we could just get rid of the $50 fee for improper return of the vehicle (the host lied) we’d be all set. I don’t want to DM you, your people are already working on it.
Ugh. First time renting from @turo … turns out the car has mechanical issues and keeps shifting into neutral even while you’re driving it. On the way back to the airport we got stuck in a thunderstorm and barely made our flight. Called the owner two hours before…
@rexparker Too many names in this one I didn’t know. DNF’ed for the first time in a long time because I somehow put SATBY instead of SITBY and the cross didn’t help me at all. Can’t win ‘em all I guess.
RIP my almost-year-long #nytxw streak because I don’t know actresses with odd names or jocular government titles, nor can I distinguish between past and present tense, apparently.
My wife just said "if you hate everyone, you should eat something, and if you think everyone hates you, you should go to sleep" and I don't think I've heard a better life hack
5 justices confirmed by a POTUS who lost the popular vote.
4 lied under oath.
2 credibly accused of sexual assault.
1’s seat literally stolen.
1’s spouse implicated in a coup attempt.
It is not enough to tell people to vote. We need a comprehensive plan to fix this court.
Abortion is legal in California.
It will remain that way.
I just signed a bill that makes our state a safe haven for women across the nation.
We will not cooperate with any states that attempt to prosecute women or doctors for receiving or providing reproductive care.
A picture that could only be taken in 2022 America. This is sick. It is depraved.
The baby is innocent. The weapons are meant to kill people. The baby can’t sit up straight but is touching a weapons that can kill over a mile away or wipe out a school.
This is a disease
Senator Lana Theis accused me by name of grooming and sexualizing children in an attempt to marginalize me for standing up against her marginalizing the LGBTQ community...in a fundraising email, for herself.
Hate wins when people like me stand by and let it happen. I won't.