Heather Hoffman

Mama. Teacher. All around snark.

[Heather Hoffman @snilda]

@NatlParkService Exactly.

[Heather Hoffman @snilda]

@bytesandblocks @stylianos72 The Monet(?) works pretty well

[Heather Hoffman @snilda]

@qitaana Big hugs ❤️

[Heather Hoffman @snilda]

@hoffmang @JeremyRubin Dangerous words with the mix of passports in this house

[Heather Hoffman @snilda]

@hoffmang @acceptc00kies @gospaceport

[Heather Hoffman @snilda]

@hoffmang @david_decato @smertxfo0d @acceptc00kies @SlowestTimelord True story. Toronto Islands, summer of 1990, and they in fact walked off with a deck shoe (as was the fashion of the time)

[Heather Hoffman @snilda]

@hoffmang It’s obviously bc of me

[Heather Hoffman @snilda]

@hoffmang @cheesy_xch Omg it’s a TOQUE anyway 🙄

[Heather Hoffman @snilda]

@hoffmang @Birdman2three @KyleLogiks @BowTiedSalesGuy Y’all honestly have no idea how many times I’ve heard this line being repeated in our quarter century together…

[Heather Hoffman @snilda]

@hoffmang @shaneo_257 @XCHcentral_jm @BenAtreidesVing @theNamesdao It all makes sense now. Hit me up on this page for a custom order if you like!

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[Heather Hoffman @snilda]

@hoffmang @shaneo_257 @XCHcentral_jm @BenAtreidesVing @theNamesdao Am pages. What up?

[Heather Hoffman @snilda]

@AllesK The hockey one killed me! My dad and I once had a similar convo (I was lamenting that it was so off that US teams from hot weather states were in the finals, to which dad pointed out that about 50% of the NHL is Canadian.
So it’s fine 😂)

[Heather Hoffman @snilda]

@hoffmang @AlmostMedia @coincenter I know I’ll have to fight the teenager for it…

[Heather Hoffman @snilda]

@kellacampbell @ingloriousgigi You’re still doing better than I am by any metric 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Olga Tokariuk @olgatokariuk]

This bakery in Kyiv employs people with mental disabilities and is distributing bread for free to 🇺🇦 soldiers, police, hospital patients, elderly. This Sunday it's Easter in Ukraine and they'll be baking Easter cakes - pasky. You can donate to support them https://t.co/R1UIG0j8pa

[Heather Hoffman @snilda]

@joncoopertweets As a friend wisely said once, embrace the power of “and”

[Heather Hoffman @snilda]

Tho the world is a trash fire, there are always those who step in fearlessly. The amazing ppl at @WCKitchen are the best among us; if you can support them, your donation will be put to good use. #lookforthehelpers

[Heather Hoffman @snilda]

@hoffmang I can’t watch it for my blood pressure. Checking updates regularly 😬

[Heather Hoffman @snilda]

@shaneo_257 @BillyBagadonuts @WCKitchen @MSF_USA Thanks for the shout out 👍

[Heather Hoffman @snilda]

Thank you to @BillyBagadonuts for a brilliant quote that he’s kindly allowed me to use for a piece. Check out the shop - all proceeds from the “Current Events” items will be donated to @WCKitchen or @MSF_USA https://t.co/x3sdy7vbpQ

[Heather Hoffman @snilda]

I chose Viburnum opulus or червона калина for the 2nd piece as it has a deep history of symbolism in Ukrainian culture and music. Ukr hiphop star Andriy Khlyvnyuk, referencing said: https://t.co/l9KNdgweaZ in a dope remix of a 100+ year old song with @TheKyivness #СлаваУкраїні