Alys Bernard

Pining for the fjords.

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@a_toots And patent leather pumps one size too small.

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@BadgerMash

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@HorrorHammer1 In front of my ''second home'' Kentwell hall <3

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@In_Otter_News2 I think we can guess...

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@DrFrancisYoung Will they reintroduce the vital post of gongscourer? The actual and literal cleaning-up of politicians' sh*t once they've moved on. A big job that can't be done with AI.

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@SoVeryBritish Too melty to check. Gah.

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Want! Need! Must Have! But alas am too broke for svche thingges.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Obsessed with this Canterbury Tales coloring book (1973) with excerpts from the original Middle English.

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@PulpLibrarian The single best thing about Clippy was that you could turn him off.

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@PulpLibrarian Want! Need! Must Have!

[Dr Francis Young @DrFrancisYoung]

Why isn’t there a kids’ book about the Cambridge Spies called ‘We’re Going On A Mole Hunt’?

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@In_Otter_News2 Unfortunately, Brenda does not want to be the first otter in space.

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@HorrorHammer1 And of course, the 1966 parody, Carry on Screaming. I love how the Carry On franchise re-used sets and costumes!

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@librarythingtim It’s what Sunday afternoons were for!

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@FlowerdewBob Posted by a “content creator”. Guaranteed AI slop.

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@Steampunk_T Broadsword calling Danny Boy, Broadsword calling Danny Boy...

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@FlowerdewBob I’m sure they said that was impossible at the start of the GM seed fiasco. Is anyone surprised that it happened? No.

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

HUGE NEWS!!! we are doing the first EVER weird medieval guys live event and it's a (medieval) pub quiz in london!!! gonna be so much fun and i will be THROWING free stickers at everyone present so grab a ticket and come on down!!!!

https://t.co/hL26JHnu3L

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@holland_tom @youngsm1th Erm?

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@SketchesbyBoze Knit at the same time and you have a perfect brain-and-hand-motor-skills work out. (Painting tiny figurines works too)

[Print. Mostly. @MostlyPrint]

Born #OTD 1942, Derek Jarman. Filmmaker, author, AIDS activist, all-round cultural rebel, Jarman has written this evocative memoir of his life and battles. At Your Own Risk – A Saint’s Testament (1992) – this Vintage p/b. Unabashedly gay, he died in 1994..
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