Dolly Fartin

I'm just carbon and bad timing.

Too feral for these fuckboys.

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I intend to die how I lived, being a horrible fucking nuisance.

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Is hating on astrology a Virgo thing?

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@TylerMahanCoe Do it you won’t

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@MiddleAgedGuySD @AP This is a world renowned person. It makes sense

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@WokeHospice @AP You don’t even have to google it. You could look in the Guinness book of world records…

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I look so gross a bartender just looked surprised and disappointed the fifty I paid with was real.

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it’s so funny how the youth try to sound cool. My cousin was just telling his Xbox friends how he “drank half a six pack” bro, you had three white claws

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@scrawnyshit My tattoos are terrible. Maybe I’ll get famous on Instagram!

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

That time we went to the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid but it was also 9/11 and they inexplicably put the memorial newscasts on the big screen in the fish-themed bowling alley

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Day 12432 without sex: just got turned on from reading the word “doorknob.”

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You ever look at someone and can just tell they listen to Yelawolf?

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Learn all about the Slugs' main industry in the hilarious new Best Fiends animated short, #KingSlugIndustries! https://t.co/JgZOM1QDxa - Download FREE - https://t.co/XH3FNcALce

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Millennial thought of the day: wtf did people do before Venmo?

[Kim Chi @KimChi_Chic]

I feel so sorry for straight people for being straight. Like is life fun for you?

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The day you become an aunt you are legally obligated to also become addicted to Diet Coke.

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@ransackmiker 🙄

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Nothing I’ve ever wanted has come naturally to me

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One of The Wriggles is really fucking hot and and for the first time I’m glad I know people with young kids so I can watch it

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@kurtisconner I would but it asked me to go hiking so I had to leave in the middle of the night

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I feel old but not post a meme about wine with a minion on it old.